[Kentucky adopts anti-terror law that states: "stressing the dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the Commonwealth."]
They need to would recognize the one true God.
They would also need to understand that violence always follows the religion of Islam.
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"They need to would recognize the one true God"
Um...what? Coming from KY, I'm not too surprised by the grammatical word jumble, nor the reference to the "one true god"(TM). And as far as violence always following the religion of Islam, this is no more true than it is for christianity. Fundamentalist Islam achieves what fundamentalist christians only dream of. Muslims just have the kahones to pull it off. I don't think that's really a good thing, but it shows the level of lunacy of fundy christians. But...poor KY, and poor America for their pest problem...what kind of pesticide takes care of fundy christians?
Behold! The mighty triceratops!... <snip> And that's how the icecream is made, Billy.
One follows another same as in the post above. Apsolutely same "logic" used.
always?
Care to wager a bet?
(DevilsChaplain)
" 'They need to would recognize the one true God.'
You mean Morgan Freeman?"
*bitch-smacks DevilsChaplain*
George Burns is the One True God, heathen scum!
:-p
"They would also need to understand that violence always follows the religion of Islam. "
Hell, I just read a comment from a Christian that was hoping and praying that a gay school gets blown up.
"They would also need to understand that violence always follows the religion of Islam."
O RLY? And what about the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the Conquistadores, right up to the abortion clinic bombers of today?
Hypocrisy, thy name is Christianity.
But Kentucky, did you learn nothing from Hurricane Katrina, if this is the case, your God is a terrorist. After all, wasn't it his wrath that destroyed New Orleans?
"stressing the dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the Commonwealth."
Kentucky can choose to depend on whomever they wish but for me, I will rely on Smith & Wesson, Barretta, American Derringer and Remington for my personal safety.
They need to would recognize the one true God.
Word salad aside, who gets to choose which is the "true God?" You? Decision by commitee? Perhaps the most popular? Do I get to choose?
You do realize the Pandora's box you're trying to open there, right?!
So, instead of actually doing something when terrorists bomb Kentucky, they start parying until god does something? That is supremely, and sublimely retarded.
They would also need to understand that violence always follows the religion of Islam.
So the crusades, with hunts, bombing abortion clinics and all that good stuff was done by Muslims.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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