thegambler952 #sexist reddit.com

If a woman doesn't masturbate when looking at you then she doesn't like you

She is wondering why subhumans like you exist on earth. If she does like you she will get nervous and horny and start touching her hair or cross her arms or grab her hand in a desperate attempt to prevent herself from touching her vagina while getting off mentally at the same time. It's really obvious and kinda cute.

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