If a woman doesn't masturbate when looking at you then she doesn't like you
She is wondering why subhumans like you exist on earth. If she does like you she will get nervous and horny and start touching her hair or cross her arms or grab her hand in a desperate attempt to prevent herself from touching her vagina while getting off mentally at the same time. It's really obvious and kinda cute.
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I like my husband. I like him A LOT. We've been together for almost 30 years, and seeing him still gives me a happy feeling.
I DO NOT start masturbating as soon as I see him.
Someone wanna break it to him that porn films aren't documentaries?
Also, if a woman is that attracted to you, she'll find excuses to touch you , not herself.
@ Bimaac
Turned out it was a nervous tick.
She had ticks in her hair?
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Chubby: "Oh, my darling...can't you hear the pleas in my whispers?"
Dorothy: "Yes, Chubby, I can hear the fleas in your whiskers."
How... I... what kind of social interactions were these people raised with?
ETA: Also, if you were truly to be trusted, you'd know to say clitoris or at least clit and not vagina.
I admit I`ll spotnanously jump hubbz at times when populating the couch during our evenings, but as CrowFood pointed out already it`s me touching HIM, not myself. Also this usually happens when hubby is all sweaty, dirty and smelly from a day of work, it really has nothing to do with looks and everything with seeing the person you love and enjoy the most in the world after a day without each other. At least with me it is.
I had a friend and she found some of our mutual friends attractive. She could look at them and not start fingering herself. This same friend is married now and can look at her husband and not start though she adores and loves him. I have no problems believing she likes him, she makes Facebook posts about how happy she is with him. Incels know nothing of women yet claim to
Um, no. Women are people and react different ways based on their own personality, prior experience, societal conditioning and hopes and fears.
Well someone masterbating in public just seems wrong and lacking self control. That seems gross to me. It just sounds like that can turn someone off.
But what do I know as an asexual I'm an outsider who can never fully understand these things.
@creativerealms:
Fair enough. Personally, I'd much rather see someone masturbating in public then see them wearing, say, a right-wing shirt or something.
If a woman doesn't masturbate when looking at you then she doesn't like you
So why haven't you done the same: even in public ?
Unless you want to prove you're thegambler your screename suggests, there's an extremely good reason why no woman would: even if you were an Adonis.
Besides, you manbabies never leave your basements so how are women ever going to look at you, so as to confirm this 'claim'...?!
Confused?
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