Remember: if she approaches you through any social media channel and tries to badmouth me, know that I am not a homophobe. I am virtue. I am honor. I am purity. I am justice. I am righteousness. I am a light of hope in darkness and despair.
I AM COLONEL KNIGHT RIDER!!
(Sorry…I just got excited.)
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I AM COLONEL KNIGHT RIDER!!
Sure you are... Bobby .
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I am virtue. I am honor. I am purity. I am justice. I am righteousness. I am a light of hope in darkness and despair.
I am Justice! I am the Night! I am…trying to convince people that I’m not a bigoted twit and failing miserably because I keep hoisting up my own damned petard not seconds after I claim I’m being unfairly mischaracterized!
I mean, Batman! I am Batman!
I am Justice! I am the Night! I am…trying to convince people that I’m not a bigoted twit and failing miserably because I keep hoisting up my own damned petard not seconds after I claim I’m being unfairly mischaracterized!
”I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the flashlight of justice in your home when the power’s out! I am Darkwing Duck!”
…Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Especially after kuyohashi’s comment.
I am the Lizard King! No wait, I am the law! No, I am Weasel! Or maybe I am Iron Man!
The only thing Knight Rider is is pathetic.
@Timjer
I wholeheartedly approve. And am filled with shame that DW never even occurred to me.
@SpukiKitty
KITT’s too good for him. CKR gets to get run down by KARR, KITT’s evil twin. Non-fatally, of course, more like a stunt-roll over the hood, but still…KARR. Yech.
Also, @The_Crimson_Ghost ? *slow clap*
You are boring!
Sure, if you were any of those things, you ought to be on the side of gay people, against the homophobes.
I’m not homophobic. I think they are just normal people like me and you. I have never been accused of being a homophobe.
Perhaps the fact that you're apparently accused of it all the time ought to tell you something... At least about your behavior (if it's true that you think gays are just like you or me).
I’m just a passing through Kamen Rider. Remember that!
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And to rub salt in the wound; Kamen Rider Diend, the secondary Rider of Decade, is more or less confirmed to be gay. Have fun with that.
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I liked that show so much, this nut could NEVER put me off KnightRider. “I am an unstable troll, blowing my own trumpet!” - Yeah, that sounds about right.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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