As some have mentioned here Muslims hate pigs Now I know in the times of I think it was Thomas Jefferson the way they stopped the wars with the muslims and muslim pirates in the ME then was to capture as many muslims as they could then they poured pigs blood over them all and then killed them letting only a few watch that were also muslim to be released and go back to the other muslims and tell them what fate awaits thier Jihad. Yet on another note and this one I can live with is for each of us to carry a sealed vial of Pork Blood and wear it around our neck in doing so the muslims will think twice about Suicide bombings due to the fact if they blow someone up wearing one of these vials of pigs blood and it gets on them they will not go to heaven nor get the 72 virgins. We should aslo send out the threat of if they do a WMD attack on us Mecca will be crop dusted from 60K feet with Pork blood from a preditor
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First of all, that was Pershing, which makes him a complete asshole.
Secondly, if they are forced or accidentally touch pigs blood, it doesn't count.
Punctuation is your friend.
Seriously, my 6 year old autistic cousin has better sentence structure than you.
I said it the last time a quote was from this thread on RR...
Urban legends... snopes... hell, google... it is all a lie about the pork blood! Now take your creepy pork blood vial necklaces (to stop suicide bombs) and your even more creepy city blood bombs and go away!
...the 72 virgins...
That's supposed to be 72 Virginians . When they get to Heaven they're greeted by Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, James Madison, et al .
Ok, lets put aside that the whole bathing Muslims in pigs blood is a silly urban myth. Then lets ignore the fact that on a strict religious basis your not entirely kicked out of the Muslim only club in Heaven for getting splattered in pigs blood. And lets ignore that if someone is actually at the mental state that they think blowing themselves and others up is actually a good idea, its highly doubtful the prospect of a few drops of pigs blood is going to have the power to stop them from undertaking their predetermined activity.
No lets put your plan into action. Where do suicide bombings occur in the world? Iraq, Afghanistan, Turkey - all predominantly muslim countries with innocent muslim victims, so they are going to benefit from your plan how?
Where else do suicide attacks occur? Israel. Well we can put your plan into action there. Oh no wait. The innocent victims there are jewish. They have a slight problem with the issue of pigs blood as well.
Jeez, that sucked, you came up with a solution that only works for Christians, a group that outside of your own internal persecution complex, doesn't really have to deal with the issue of suicide attacks on a daily basis.
Seriously read a book that isn't the bible, listen to someone that isn't your own ignorant, backward looking preacher and realise that there is a big, beautiful and interesting world out there that doesn't revolve around you and your perseuction complex.
First you send in the preditor [sic], then it'll have to be Arnie, then Danny Glover. Where will the horror end?
In all these fundie posts I can forgive the odd spelling mistake, we all make them; I can just about forgive the the poor grammar and punctuation, but there is no excuse for The Stupid.
What kind of pig? Wild, domesticated, winged?
I thought Jefferson advocated the wearing of an onion in your belt. This is very confusing.
Your history is seriously flawed, also the FBI wish you to go downtown with them.
A peace treaty was signed in Tripoli as the pirates were attacking the US shipping believeing them to be carrying missionaries (who SHOULD be drowned slowly in pigs blood).
And now, from the US Constitution itself....
It's funny that he doesn't bear in mind:
"As the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Musselmen; and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."
Signed Nov 4, 1796
Please stop with all this pork blood nonsense. It's gross and disturbing. I swear it seems like everyone at RR is either seriously depressed or a sick homicidial maniac.
Thats not mentioned anywhere. Muslims seem just fine carrying out attacks on people near pigs, such as in India.
They don't have WMDS, the country with the most is yours. Infact we have more to worry from the US since the US is the only known nuclear power without signing the "nuclear first strike" treaty.
Read my lips. The iranians actually used to import Insulin which was made from pigs. If they have to take it then they will take it.
And if that doesn't work, we'll use the Arkbird.
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So, I'm hoping this means I don't have to respect YOUR beliefs and I can do whatever I want to this cracker?
it's a dietary restriction you moron. Same for Judaism. Christianity has forbidden food (clothes,too) except you people seem to ignore that.
Yes, because Allah's going to overlook the willing martyrdom for a technical splashing at the last moment.
In my heaven, everyone gets the God they conceive.
Guys, guys --
He didn't say Thomas Jefferson authorized this practice.
He said that in THE TIME OF Thomas Jefferson, "they" (whoever "they" are) engaged in this practice.
It might not even be Americans that "they" refers to.
How to reply to this drivel, I ask myself...?
Can Predators even fly at 60,000 feet?
Edit: Wikipedia says not. Service ceiling 25,000 feet. You fail aviation forever. And the rest.
So this is the xtian god's love? Well spank my ass and sign me up. I want to hate, er, love my enemies too. I want to persecute, um, pray for my enemies to die, I mean, ah fuck it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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