[After 5 pages or so of rebuttals] So far there has been no answer. And neither can there be. Like all false beliefs, from the legalism-grace hybrid of the Seventh Day Adventists, through to the 'date-the-rocks-by-the-fossils, and date-the-fossils-by-the-rocks' evolutionists, the idea that orgasm can evolve is inherently circular: it is not possible for anything dependant upon itself, to evolve. This is a philosophical impasse.
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Firstly, the Bible is only true because it says its true, thats a circlar arguement.
It's not possible for life to happen by chance, or circumstances, or enviroment or time (which changes all )
But it is completely probable that a Diety can have the power and did control all to create Earth?
Go take a nap and try again
My orgasm evolved once. It used to feed on naught but sausage, but when its food supply dwindled, it not only had to learn to adapt, but it also had to evolve, change, becoming dependent on plastics. Over the course of its evolution, my orgasm has left me, having developed arms and legs of its own, which are definitely not an adaptation, by the definition of the word. It's been gone these many, many moons, my orgasm, but occasionally a hiker with a particularly blurry camcorder and an advanced case of palsy will film my elusive orgasm loping through the trees and grasses of the pacific north west, walking with a strangely human-like gate, despite clearly being an orgasm dressed in a monkey suit.
...I've completely lost track of what the hell I was either defending or making fun of.
"This is a philosophical impasse."
Philosophical, perhaps. Scientific and even legal , no. Y'see, Kitzmiller vs. Dover has finally decided that 'Intelligent Design' (and therefore Creationism), via the 'evidence' & testimony of the likes of Creationists such as Michael Behe, has made your case a complete laughingstock (that, and the shitloads of evidence that proves Evolution is fact is undeniable, and even indisputable). Thus Judge John E. Jones III had no choice but to rule for the plaintiffs. Therefore Evolution is fact, and 'I.D.'/Creationism is lies (and therefore 'I.D.'/Creationism has no right to be taught in the US's educational establishments).
The law says so. So that settles the matter once & for all. And there's fuck all you & your fundie ilk can do about it.
PROTIP: Judge John E. Jones III is a Conservative Christian. He was personally appointed to the Federal bench by George Dumbya Bush - a Conservative Christian who believes in Creationism. You & your ilk, Colossians, voted for Dumbya - twice.
So you of the Religious Right destroyed the educational agenda of the Religious Right. We Atheists thank you for helping and advancing our cause in ways not even we could've imagined.
I love the smell of Hubris in the morning. Smells like... victory.
He is right, you know. As of now, there is only circumstantial evidence to indicate that, orgasms, can in fact, evolve. *snickers*
Confused?
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