Birds Aren’t Real Movement #conspiracy #crackpot birdsarentreal.com

Who are we?

The Birds Aren't Real movement has been active since 1976. Once a preventative cause, our initial goal was to stop the genocide of real birds. Unfortunately this was unsuccessful, and the government has since replaced every living bird with robotic replicas. Now our movement's prerogative is to make everyone aware of this fact…

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We are the voice brave enough to cry out. We are the storm thundering across the horizon. We are the candle in the dark room. We are the only hope this country has left.

For years, your rights have been violated. We care about that. We care that the government watches you drive to work, eat, and sleep. They see everything from above, without an ounce of consent from their own citizens.

The government should not exist as a separate entity from the citizens- that is what a democracy is all about. We need to take this country back. You don't have to be a brainwashed sheep. Through the simple act of understanding that Bird-Drone surveillance is happening on a mass level, we slowly become human again.

In our movement, there are beacons of light who run their own state-categorized chapters. They have taken the responsibility of assurance the continuation of activism in their communities. We call them "The Bird Brigade"…

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As a decentralized movement, there are many different community staples who mean a great deal to us. One of whom is an activist named Kendrick Smith- who created & popularized the movement mantra "The Birds Work for the Bourgeoisie".

Kendrick, in addition to being a Bird Truther, is a talented filmmaker & storyteller. His work can be found at @KillMyDogProd on Twitter! His Twitter and TikTok are @KendoMakesFilms. We formally thank Kendrick for his phenomenal contribution to the movement.

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