[in reference to bumper stickers that say, "God is not Republican"]
That's about as silly as the "Co-exist" bumper stickers I've been seeing.
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Nothing in this universe is as silly as those "Warning in case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned" bumper stickers. It won't cause it ain't gonna happen(it's not in the Scriptures) and if it did your sheer arrogant self-righteousness and selfish lack of concern for the fate of others would make you prime candidates to be left behind by a Loving God. Of course we could also count in your constant violations of the 9th commandment, your violations of the first commandment by placing your political views and prejudices in God's mouth, your blasphemus assumption of judging the fitness of other's Christianity by an idiotic fantasy not even found in the Bible(which you apparently don't read) or accepted the other 90% of Christians (most of whom probably think "Coexist" is a good idea) who consider you a cult. And "God is not a Republican" and if you ever bothered to read your Bible instead of lip-servicing the idea you would know it.
Sanrio90, think of this particular strain as you would "pro wrestling" fans. They know it's a soap opera, but somehow it gives their lives some meaning.
They should leave public communication to more competent people.
That's about as silly as the "Co-exist" bumper stickers I've been seeing.
Yeah, that and that "tolerance" and "world peace" crap. Glad we don't put up with any of that sort of tree-hugging hippie nonsense in these parts. Where would we be if everyone believed that stuff, huh? I ask you.
this was probably intended as fundie...but actually I quite agree with him. I think the "coexist" bumper-stickers are great, and the "God is not a republican" ones are too. equal (very low) levels of silliness.
EDIT: actually on second thought LabRat has a point.
You morons- muslims have zero desire to co-exist with you! If you are not a muslim, you are an infidel, and they want you dead. If you are bored of reading the Communist Manefesto over and over, I suggest reading the Koran. See for yourself- and yes- they are ALL reading from the same Koran. There is no Koran-lite.
If I were Christian, I'd probably have a "Jesus was a socialist hippie" bumper sticker -- and I'd actually be much more historically accurate than the fundies would ever admit.
...I may have to get one of those made for my mother (who's Catholic in the sense that she goes to a Catholic church where most the priests are women, and most of the women are lesbians...and keeps hinting that when I, her gay son, get married, it would mean a lot to her if I were to have a Catholic wedding...)
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!
~David D.G.
You're right, it's very silly.
What makes you think God particularly cares about the political squabbles of one subgroup of one species among tens of thousands living on a lonely planet lost in an anonymous galaxy among billion and billion others in his extraordinarily magnificent universe?
So, wait, is god a Republican or not?
His voting record kind of sucks.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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