“Fundie is utterly alien towards the concept of humor, part #986465″.
Jesus is real and conquered death, unlike those that would like to believe in concocted characters from Krypton who could not even overcome Kryptonite.
For a demigod, Jesus was rather easily tortured to death by mere, primitive mortals. Supes on the other hand, is technically a “mere mortal”, yet most full-on gods could not even wound him, let alone kill him.
Seriously, the great thing about Supes is that, no matter how godlike his power is, he still sees nothing, no person and no task, as beneath him. He will always help anyone with the smallest things out of the goodness of his heart. Choke on that! The sheer idealism of Superman in general (both character and story) is just very uplifting in these “dark and gritty” times, and makes me hopeful that some people can be trusted with power over others.
And finally, if Jesus is real and conquered death, then where the f*ck is he now?