When Putin invaded Crimea
A chill went down my spine
If Kim-Jong tests out shitty missiles
It's like Hitler has just crossed the Rhine
But Gaza(or Libya), it got what was coming
It got what it asked for this time
So love me, love me, love me
I'm a liberal

I read Vox explainers and HuffPo
I know every conceivable view
I always watch Maddow and Cooper
I'm basically LGBTQ
And when it comes to cops in a Pride march
There's no one who's more for the blue
So love me, love me, love me
I'm a liberal

I loudly support Black Lives Matter
Know who all the latest victims are
And I always check all my white privilege
When their protest traps me in a car
But their platform just screams redistribution
That's going a little bit too far
So love me, love me, love me
I'm a liberal

I vote for the Democratic Party
They want NATO to be strong
And I can't wait for Booker or Zuckberg
They'll both have me chanting along
I'll donate to disrupt education
The teachers' union is too strong
So love me, love me, love me
I'm a liberal

We must reverse Citizen's United
The Koch brothers have us in a trap
With ALEC and all of their front groups
We'll never stop drowning in crap
But we can't steamroll over centrists
I think bankers get a bad rap
So love me, love me, love me
I'm a liberal