(*Kernel Shite Rider enters old phonebox, closes door; opens manila envelope placed under phone directory, removes iPad from envelope, touches screen*)
Good afternoon, Mr. Shite Rider. Here is the transcript of your own words on Deviantart. Below are three links to quotes on FSTDT by God's whore-ior:
OK, so I've been researching what I can do to take Fundies (which is an offensive term) Say the Darnedest Things down, and I've come across something called a DMCA that I think will get the company that runs the server of the website to take them down at least for a little bit while I peruse other legal options. I'm not really sure how to file one though, anyone know how?
You guys are useless, I'm calling a lawyer. You guys are costing me money
You guys cost me 200 dollars because no one would tell me how to file a DMCA so I called a lawyer and I had to pay him 200 dollars for the time I spent talking to him
I've decided not to file a DMCA because of that and the whole venomfangx thing. It's a shame because you guys really shouldn't be legally able to blaspheme the Lord
After getting off the phone with a lawyer (you guys cost me 200 dollars for that one phone call by the way,) And briefly watching some youtube videos about some venomfangx drama with the DMCA, I am convinced a lawsuit will go nowhere. This is unfortunate, since those who blaspheme God should be put in jail.
You'll all get yours in the end... maybe sooner. Not a threat, just suggesting God is going to punish you in some way which will be good because then you'll know how powerful he is and wont go to hell and repent of making fun of Christians
What Else am I going to do against Fundies say the darndest things?
While they are totally imature doing what they do, I'm sick of being quoted by them so I'm gonna take the high road and never mention them again, and hopefully that will stop them from quoting me. I hope you have the decency to take down your quotes of me after this but I doubt it will happen. So all I can do is say this and hope I never get quoted there again.
Last time I will ever mention you guys again, just leave me alone and quit quoting me. Even if you do quote me again, I'm just gonna ignore it so don't bother because you wont get the satisfaction of me knowing it's up there because I'm never going back to that site
Via a referendum a few years ago, the Blasphemy law was destroyed in Ireland. The Fundies' 'God' savagely parodied & satirised from the late 1960s to today in Britain. What has 'God' done about those countries and FSTDT? Nothing. What God's whore-ior was complaining about. And why he hasn't been quoted since. Lessons learned? Or the OP of said quotes deleting them from Yahoo Answers (but his words verbatim still in FSTDT's archive) out of pure embarrassment, and thus heeding his own advice? The world may never know. But know this: Why hasn't there been a quote by the Unitarian Universalists in FSTDT to this day...?!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to succeed where God's whore-ior failed.
As always, should your words/'Opinions' be captured/called out/pointed and laughed at, any knowledge of your 'rights' will be disavowed by FSTDT, and - via 'Fair Use' - further subjected to satirical piss-taking.
Your message will self-destruct in five seconds. Bad luck, Bobby.
(*Smoke issues from iPad; Kernel Shite Rider struggles to open doors of phonebooth, but have seized up: it is an old phonebox after all*)
Oh, we demand that this... thing does; I refer Kernel Shite Rider to God's whore-ior.
The only one stopping you, Bobby: is you.
I also refer it to God's whore-ior's words in the latter quote.
Now for the $64 trillion... er, I mean $200 Question: Why were those his last words in FSTDT, Bobby...?!
I suggest you follow his sage advice, Mr. Shite Rider...!