Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist

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[Transcript: “I’ve been called a racist. Who cares.]

[And in the comments…]

In the meantime, I'm going to do a tried, tested, and true method to make sure FSTDT vanishes from my top Google search results: simply create more social media accounts bearing my user name and draw more crowds to them, starting with Genius Lyrics. I've got 245 "IQ" points already, 100 just for adding an avatar!

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I know Colonel Mop Rider is probably looking at this (fucker can’t keep away from anyone going after him), so here’s my thing. The others here, they’re interested in being somewhat nice for whatever reason. I’ve got no such compunctions.

I think we all know the truth about your bragging about your height. Height’s all you’ve got going for you. You’re a skinny, weak, worthless little nerdwad who likes pushing people around and asserting whatever passes for power that you’ve got online. Because you know the minute you step out the door to the real world, you’re just another easily pushed around sap and that guys like me eat you for lunch.

So here’s why I go after you and mess with you so much; because it’s a distraction. It brings me pleasure. It turns my attention to something before I need to bring it to something else. I have no higher reason, no higher goal, and honestly I don’t feel like I need one.

You’re a target, you’ve made yourself a target, and you’ll always be one. You obsess easily, you go on and on about whatever properties you like, and you can’t let anything go once someone’s insulted you. I can make art out of how thoroughly you’ve dug your own hole.

I would suggest, Robert, that you should care very much if people keep ‘mistaking’ you for racist, homophobic, and sexist. If it were true that these labels were thrown about without any basis, everyone would be called them as often as you are. Think: why do we think you’re worth quoting and not some random other person? For that matter, if everyone was just as likely to be mistaken for being racist, homophobic, and sexist, then the quotes that we were posting here would be ubiquitous and therefore, not worth posting. There wouldn’t be anything of note to see.

So before you continue saying how wrong we are, think about what you’re saying and doing. And maybe, just maybe, listen to the people of other ethnicities, orientations, and sexes.

Listen: I’m not going to suddenly start supporting third-wave feminism, or Black Lives Matter, or the LGBT+ community just because you asked. Nor am I going to support white supremacists, men who sexually harass and assault women, or those who commit violence against LGBT+ people because they are criminals. The simple fact is that the things you say about me, nor do those of the people you say I offend, do not really matter to me. And do you know why they don’t matter to me? Because you don’t know me, and I don’t know you! Therefore, because we barely know each other, I do not trust you. If the things you’ve said about me came from the mouth of someone I know and trust, someone with whom I was actual friends, then I might act accordingly. But I neither know you, nor trust you, nor consider you my friends.

I saw how you took the “eat guys like you for lunch” comment literally. You are so fucking laughable you twig-armed little bitch. Are you like, impaired? Is your brain not working 100% well? You just can’t resist it. You’ll go after people for shit-talking you, even when it’d be smarter to walk away.

And no, we’re not done. We’ll never be done with you. Because you make it fun with these overreactions of yours.

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Well in that case, who do you trust? Have you ever tried talking to an LGBT+ person like me, perhaps trying to understand us this way? Everything I read from you seems to point towards you never critically evaluating your own ideals and values. I’m not even asking you to change them, I’m asking you to give that kind of evaluation a shot! Ask me anything and I will answer. Perhaps you’ll get a new outlook on at least one of those topics. :)
Of course if you choose to just mistrust me because you don’t know me from the beginning this is pointless. If you just want to stay in your bubble then that’s the way to do it. As a scientist I have to constantly listen and to evaluate criticism from people I don’t know, but it is essential to do so. Just try it, I’m here if you are interested in it.

If you really didn’t care, you’d be doing something else. Not taking time and effort to say “I don’t care” with an ugly picture.

You’ve got 100 “IQ” points for painting a picture? The average 4-year-old can do that too!
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Yeah. You're a 'Genius', alright. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

One who hasn't heard of the 'Streisand Effect'.

Your constant need to whine here is proof of your single-figures IQ: all the while you continue to dig your hole of FAIL here.

The oft-quoted Self-Mutilation:

https://fstdt.com/?q=Self-Mutation

Yet, he appeared here only once:

https://fstdt.com/B455#1673620

He hasn't been quoted here since.

Question: Out of you or him, who has the superior intelligence...?!

Perhaps he's grown a brain since that first: and only appearance.

So why hasn't he been quoted - or appeared - here since, Bobby...?!

Why no quotes here from Quakers or Unitarian Universalists? Or from Dr. Buzz Aldrin: a Conservative Christian? Or Gen. Chuck Yeager: a Republican...?!

https://fstdt.com/$_B3WW6H9G88G#13372

@itachirumon mentioned Chris-Chan. Look him/her up: see what happened. Don’t end up like Chris-Chan

Wise words by @Citizen_Justin indeed.

Chris-Chan: Living proof of what the Streisand Effect can have on someone.

So why did Self-Mutilation appear in FSTDT once: and never returned, least of all quoted here again...?!

Enquiring minds need to know the answer to that question, Bobby. You might as well make your final appearance in FSTDT - if you're as 'intelligent' as you say you are - count.

Keep returning to - certainly quoted by - FSTDT, you know what you'll be proving to everyone else. As summed up by those two words: 'Streisand Effect'.

Hi, Knight Rider! I knew you would show up here eventually, the weak willed can never resist. I’ll just say this- you suck & no one likes you.

CKN, you are not that special. You are just a run of the mill bigot. You have not been sigled out. You are quoted here because you exist. If you were not here someone else would have been quoted. While you obsess over FSTDT we never think about you. Except when you draw attention to yourself.

Colonel-Knight-Rider cannot help but draw attention to himself because most likely nobody ever pays any attention to him outside his computer. Colonel-Knight-Rider is a tiny-boned, ugly, gangly, pimple-faced, concave chested, wall-eyed maladjusted goon who cannot attract anything but scorn and disgust by those who look upon him. Every single person, even Colonel-Knight-Rider ‘s parents, can see what a disgusting waste of time it is to be around Colonel-Knight-Rider. Nobody likes Colonel-Knight-Rider, nobody loves him, and nobody ever will.

Colonel-Knight-Rider will die, alone and unloved, in his seventies or eighties, when the bile accumulating in his heart finally overwhelms him. Anyone around Colonel-Knight-Rider will just kick him to the side or shuffle the body away.

Because they did not care and never did care for such a hideous waste of time like Colonel-Knight-Rider.

If Colonel-Knight-Rider isn't careful, he, Colonel-Knight-Rider will become more of a Lolcow than Chris-Chan.

If Kiwi Farms now has sympathy for the latter: even with an instant permab& for anyone who goes all A-Log on her, then someone could always make them aware of another - Colonel-Knight-Rider - who, if a thread was made about Colonel-Knight-Rider, thus as a result Colonel-Knight-Rider was declared Halal and Colonel-Knight-Rider became another Lolcow for them to milk, Colonel-Knight-Rider would become so salty, Colonel-Knight-Rider would make the Dead Sea look like a moat around a sandcastle on Scarborough Beach: and one made by the little boy Colonel-Knight-Rider.

Inspired by Niam2020, my musings on Colonel-Knight-Rider will never measure up to his on Colonel-Knight-Rider; his about Colonel-Knight-Rider? I can only follow the footsteps of such fine eviscerations of Colonel-Knight-Rider, reducing Colonel-Knight-Rider to a salty little pillock known as Colonel-Knight-Rider. But I trust mine on Colonel-Knight-Rider can only contribute to the above about Colonel-Knight-Rider, reducing Colonel-Knight-Rider to a pipsqueak of a racist, fundie, homophobic POS bag of oxygen wastings known as Colonel-Knight-Rider.

Are you getting this, Colonel-Knight-Rider...?!

...and I trust others follow Niam2020's example, re. Colonel-Knight-Rider. >:D

I got confused. Are we still talking about Colonel-Knight-Rider?

The Colonel-Knight-Rider?

Because I don‘t want to confuse Colonel-Knight-Rider with any other Colonel-Knight-Rider s out there.

Well, there’s just one entirely whiny, worthless Colonel-Knight-Rider out there, and he’s probably watching this very thread, trying to work up the nerve to 1) go change his wetted tighty-whities 2) make some sort of response and 3) come up with something “witty” or maybe a reference to use. Colonel-Knight-Rider is a typically snowflakey Republican - Colonel-Knight-Rider talks about the left being snowflakes, but just be the right kind of mean to Colonel-Knight-Rider, and Colonel-Knight-Rider folds like a chair.

It’s because Colonel-Knight-Rider was shuttled around and babied by his dysfunctional, disgusting parents.

Colonel-Knight-Rider’s fraudster daddy probably lied to everyone Colonel-Knight-Rider was ever put on a playdate with to make it seem they were playing with someone who wasn’t a squirming basketcase.

Colonel-Knight-Rider has never had any honest friends, and Colonel-Knight-Rider never will.

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I dom’t care. Really, I really don’t care. I don’t care at all. Have I mentioned that I don’t care? Because I don’t care. Let me tell you how much I don’t care…

You, Colonel-Knight-Rider, are now officially my bitch, and not in a good way Colonel-Knight-Rider. Don’t mess with people who have both free time, boredom and the willingness to thrash someone Colonel-Knight-Rider who has it coming to Colonel-Knight-Rider.

Obligatory Colonel-Knight-Rider spam
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Done in 3s because Colonel-Knight-Rider is a fundie so Colonel-Knight-Rider believes that things that come in 3s are mocking the trinity and demonic so Colonel-Knight-Rider will get Colonel-Knight-Rider (‘s) fee-fees hurt and Colonel-Knight-Rider will be offended. Since Colonel-Knight-Rider believes in conspiracy bullshit that only Colonel-Knight-Rider or people like Colonel-Knight-Rider would fall for. Enjoy thy Colonel-Knight-Rider burnt breakfast eggs summoning demons.

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https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/711565902⁄4775783533

Colonel-Knight-Rider has come forward with more evidence of how Colonel-Knight-Rider is a total, colossal fucking dipshit. Colonel-Knight-Rider confesses here how he thinks everyone reflects one of his mystical sky daddy’s “heavenly qualities”. Presumably, Colonel-Knight-Rider exemplifies “virtue and muh purity”, when in reality if he’s the embodiment of any quality of anything, it’d be of a bladder. Storing piss and bitterness and eventually expelling it. That is Colonel-Knight-Rider’s true nature.

By the way, Colonel-Knight-Rider, you’re not gonna win that lawsuit over copyright you’re planning.

So why don’t you, Colonel-Knight-Rider, go ahead and chug your ritalin, chug chug chug chug, and go lick a wall or something, maybe drink some glue. Can’t make you any dumber than you already are, Colonel-Knight-Rider. Hey Colonel-Knight-Rider, you paying attention? No? Colonel-Knight-Rider! Colonel-Knight-Rider, get your head outta your ass and pay attention you gross little basketcase. Or have you forgotten what’s going on already? Do I gotta remind you? Do I gotta show Colonel-Knight-Rider what was going on?

No, I think Colonel-Knight-Rider gets it by now.

Colonel-Knight-Rider is not a divine idea of god. Even if Colonel-Knight-Rider’s theology was right, Colonel-Knight-Rider would be a heavenly brain fart. A half formed idea that sputters along and wheezes and cries and eventually just gets betrayed by Colonel-Knight-Rider ‘s own body and left to rot in a gurney because Colonel-Knight-Rider couldn’t fucking concentrate.

Colonel-Knight-Rider , you say god is your life, happiness, health and freedom? Are you sure that’s not “Sucking On Donald Trump’s Balls”?

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JFC, if you were on about anyone else, or even posting this shit on a different site, you'd be the one getting quoted on FSTDT, Niam. Internet bully isn't somehow a better look on you than CKR.

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist deviantart.com

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Confused?