shy guys flirting is literally the best feeling in the world, they’re so cute that u sometimes forget—they’re still men n will destroy u, given the chance

[Would it surprise me if OP doesn’t have a boyfriend? No. No one wants to be with a bitch that paranoid and dismissive. ??]

would it surprise you if i’ve had 24 marriage proposals & people flying 4000+ miles just to meet me and ask my family for permission to speak to me? probably since you seem extremely pathetic and like no one asks your opinion anyway so you have to give it up at any point you can, unasked for, but we all know u have nothing of value to say even then

[What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I’ve had 24 marriage proposals, and I have had men fly over 4000 miles just to get to me. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ]

—.. ok — u can go back to playing ur little videos games now— maybe you’ll have something of value to add there ??

[OP you sound exactly like that copypasta though ngl cause you’re trying to boast and end up sounding like a kid (and i doubt any of those things are true and even if they are that’s really sad, cause why would you ever be that important)]

boast??? why would i boast about a guy when they’re a dime a dozen ????i could just as readily boast about taking a shit by myself ?? furthermore i am that important bc of the place i occupy in my culture :) it’s not something you’d understand, since ur obviously diligent about willfully misunderstanding words & situations; albeit it’s probably a bit out of ur grasp how having an actual culture & traditions could allow for me to be “that important”. idk u but u seem to be doing well & ur semi literate so it’s ok to continue being pathetic— but it’s like :/ was this that deep for u? has no one of the opposite sex wanted you to the point of financially investing in that potential? cuz that’s ok too. i mean i can’t relate but im sure you’ll lead a happy life too???????? and shy guys will still be that one wild card no matter what!!! as i said originally ????