Freedom to seek asylum in America from the rightful stigmatization of true criminality in other nations
Define "rightful stigmatization." Several people end up with fallacious, or unreasonable charges, and flee to escape them. Is that really wrong?
Freedom to practice homosexuality or lesbianism
Don't knock it until you've tried it. And until that point, it's NONE OF YER FUGGIN' BUSINESS!
Freedom to murder innocent human embryos and fetuses
Think about it. If that mother wants the embryo sucked out, is she really gonna be a good mother? And the adoption system is woefully bogged down as it stands, so unless you wanna adopt a pack of kids...wait, no. Those poor children have suffered enough.
Freedom to publicly blaspheme God
If he has an issue with it, he can take it up with me.
Freedom to worship satan (Note: we do not capitalize the word satan even when it begins a sentence).
Doesn't your own Bible capitalize Satan? And I love the concept of freedom of religion, so long as it's YOUR religion.
Freedom to practice obstetrics and gynecology as a male physician
Well you're certainly not gonna let an uppity WOMAN do it, are you? Or is their health that irrelevant?
Freedom to make and sell pornography
Don't like it? Don't buy it.
Freedom from the death penalty for death-worthy crimes
If you're gonna be pro-life, you really should try and value ALL life. Otherwise, that might make you a hypocrite.
Freedom to abandon children to daycare and public schools while seeking the fleeting American dream.
Keep 'em stoopid, eh?
Freedom to make a living off foolish, vain and immoral employment.
If it pays the bills, bub. I'm sorry, but if I had to choose between showing off my dick or not eating, those people are getting a show.
Freedom to abandon parents to nursing homes.
...with people more qualified to deal with the problems they exhibit, and allow them to live better.
Freedom to wrongly serve in government as homosexuals, lesbians and other high criminals.
For homosexuality to be a crime, doesn't someone have to be wronged? Asiding, of course, from your SUPREMELY delicate sensibilities?
Freedom for women to foolishly seek to be equal with men.
I bet if you didn't have a penis, you'd be singing a different tune. It's easy to advocate people holding their place when you're not the one having to do it.
Freedom to foolishly petition the government for immoral interests.
As opposed to petitioning the government about wholly trivial things, like where IGWT is on the new coins?
Freedom to receive food stamps, veteran benefits and other federal financial benefits while a criminal or muderer in prison.
Right. Let 'em starve. Back to that Not-So-Pro-Life thing...
Freedom to elect moral criminals such as homosexuals, lebians, murderers, robbers and other criminals to government positions.
The fact that you equate homosexuals with murderers makes me VERY happy you will never get into power either.
Freedom to make heroes and celebrities out of deathworthy criminals.
Like, oh, Fred Phelps?
Freedom to sell and purchase crime tools and art of muderers.
So you're for gun control then?
Freedom to produce and make megabucks off violent and murderous video games, toys, movies and music in order to teach children how to become violent and murderers.
It is not, I repeat, NOT the job of the video game companies to babysit your children. If you buy your kids a game called "Resident Evil" what the hell do you THINK you're getting them? Not to mention, if you look reeeeeally carefully, the box art tends to reflect the content, just as a guide. Also, violent games don't make kids violent. Violent kids have a higher tendency to seek out violent games. It's like saying if a kid draws a gory picture and then stabs a kid in the playground, that the picture made him do it. YEESH!