Most Kawaii Fundie
Hello!
I am a Christian Japanese. I have heard the voices of God or Jesus, an angel and various deceased people. Among the deceased people are Nazis of Germany during the Second World War. They appeared to do good conduct for their crime of the Holocaust, and are eager to end terrorism. I do want terrorism to end, too.
I have been told by dead Nazis that when al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden gets to know Hitler's messages for him, bin Laden will hit on the idea of abandoning terrorism. I just posted one of Hitler's messages for bin Laden on my Web site. (Visit my Web site if you are interested.)
Does anyone know how I can let bin Laden know that I have Hitler's messages for him?
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Japanese Christian teen hears the voices of god, jesus, an angel and various dead nazis who are making up for their sins. Dead nazis inform teen that hitler has a message for osama bin laden...Then the terror begins...
Ten bucks says that this post becomes a full length movie by the end of the week, becomes the third highest grossing movie in Japan, and is on video by Pearl Harbour Day.
Osama bin Laden's secret contacts are a network of psychiatrists. Your best way to get a message to him would be to go to a psychiatrist and tell him about this. Be sure to accept the doctor's advice and instructions in return; this will help assure the Nazi ghosts that your message will reach bin Laden.
(Hey, it's worth a shot.)
~David D.G.
"Hello!"
Hiya!
"I am a Christian Japanese."
I'm sorry.
"I have heard the voices of God or Jesus, an angel and various deceased people."
You're a believer and yet you don't know whether it was God or Jesus who spoke to you?
According to the Bible, those who converse with the dead are to be put to death.
"Among the deceased people are Nazis of Germany during the Second World War."
Well, I agree that most WWII era nazis are now deceased.
"They appeared to do good conduct for their crime of the Holocaust, and are eager to end terrorism."
What a lovely dream, nazis working to end terrorism, however, it is but a dream.
"I do want terrorism to end, too."
You do, I do, lots and lots of other people do, too. So what?
"I have been told by dead Nazis"
I'm sorry, you jammed me up a little bit there. Didn't I just tell you that your Xian Bible requires you to be killed for talking to the dead?
"that when al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden gets to know Hitler's messages for him, bin Laden will hit on the idea of abandoning terrorism."
So, you're not thinking that bin Laden will hear Jesus' "message," rather he will be hearing a calming, peaceful message from Hitler?
"I just posted one of Hitler's messages for bin Laden on my Web site. (Visit my Web site if you are interested.)"
No, thank you, I'm not really interested in your Hitler infested dreams.
"Does anyone know how I can let bin Laden know that I have Hitler's messages for him?"
Sure. Get your ridiculous butt on over to Pakistan. Stand on a street corner with a sign saying "Need to meet bin Laden" in your left hand and a big, Bible in your right. Jump up and down shouting "Hitler says to stop terrorist attacks."
That's gotta work.
This is, without question, the best thing ever written. Hitler's Ghost, communicating through a Japanese person, wanting to tell Bin Laden that terrorism is not alright to do.
"Most Kawaii Fundie Award" seconded
Does anyone know how I can let bin Laden know that I have Hitler's messages for him?
This might be the best sentence ever.
ok, this is just too freaked up... This is Hitler's supposed message to Osama Bin Lader according to her website, Check it out :
November 24, 2006
Dear Osama bin Laden,
I have a few things to tell you as below.
1. Abandon terrorism.
2. You have a weak point which is that you like crimes.
To overcome the weak point, you should read
Armaged'don which is now being written by my child,
Aiko Takasuka, who is writing this message. You can contact her through a news organization.
3. One important thing is that you are my child meaning that you have my blood. The word "blood" means an aspect of character of a person. In your case, you have the blood of mine which is you have "roughness" of me. This was done through God. God chose you to be my child as he did choose Aiko Takasuka to be my child and one more person to be my child besides you.
4. If you want to talk in public, as a person who is accepted in the world, you need to change your way of doing things, that is, you need to abandon terrorism. I know that you have managed terrorist attacks for which you did not issue criminal declarations. If you want to be accepted in the world, whether you like it or not, you need to issue the criminal declarations for the crimes you have managed to commit.
5. I have a lot of things that I would like to say to you since you are my child, but you must first change your way of approaching things. After you abandon terrorism, I would like to talk more to you.
Sincerely,
Adolf Hitler
This article is complete, irredeemable lint. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and bamboozles at the neck.
If you attempt to deport this, you will most cheekily become Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will tear your jellybean.
....Frankly, I'm embarrased for both of us, dear.....
Most Kawaii...Or kowaii ....oO
Does anyone know how I can let bin Laden know that I have Hitler's messages for him?
Awesome quote this, if anyone did know, dont you think he would either be on trial or dead by now
Did it sound like this?:
Hitler: I am the ghost of terror past...
McVeigh: I am the ghost of terror present...
The Terminator: I am the ghost of terror future...
The bottom line is don't take LSD while reading a Christmas Carol while you are studying for a WWII history class and watching a news report on Osama bin Laden.
Most kawaii fundie, definately.
"Does anyone know how I can let bin Laden know that I have Hitler's messages for him?" is one of the best quotes since "featuring Ellen DeGeneres as Genesis P-Orridge".
"I am a Christian Japanese. I have heard the voices of God or Jesus, an angel and various deceased people."
PROTIP: The anime "Bleach" is not a documentary.
"I just posted one of Hitler's messages for bin Laden"
Yaoigirl for Osama much, aiko-chan? (*pats aiko-chan on head *). Now you go back to your Leni Riefenstahl*-advised "Strike Witches" anime dear, the adults are talking.
Kawaii Nazis for Jebus!
*- Telling a lie there; GONZO took the previous concept of 'Mecha Musume' and created a scenario from such; in "Strike Witches", there are Canadian & American 'pilots' (based on actual WWII pilots - including USAAF ace Chuck Yeager), as well as French, Finnish, and Italian, German & Japanese ones working together to fight an alien menace)
I really need to get some kind of award nomination interface together, this is funnier than hell.
@Anon-e-moose
What the fuck was that? Though I'm probably better off not knowing.
I'll go with Most Kawaizi Fundy...
and, Dead Nazis , wasn't that a song by Ogden Edsl ?
@Distind
"@Anon-e-moose
What the fuck was that? Though I'm probably better off not knowing."
Something somewhat related to the anime "Strike Witches", which I Googled offhand. With hindsight, mayhaps not the best representation of what I was trying to put forward, re. kawaii Nazis (certainly taste-wise), so I've removed the pic.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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