Seattle's annual Heat Wave From Hell is in full swing, and as I got on the bus, I could be blind and still know there was a nigger at the front. Old stinker in a Sonny Liston hat smelling like a corpse thanks to the weather making everyone sweat more.

To make matters worse, this African charcoal nigger gets on the bus and sits right next to me. Showers and deodorant are beyond him. Cologne that smells like zebra shit (or maybe that was just the buck) is not. The mix of artificial and natural scent put me off my lunch.

Silver lining, this old Chinese lady gets on the bus a few stops later, and the look on her face as the smell hit her was hilarious, especially since she looked right at the old nigger with a death glare as she walked by it. Love Asians, they take no niggershines and don't hide their disgust.