It's sad and funny at the same time that so few Discordians actually know what a fnord is.
I can see the fnords, they're right here:
"For athiests, God is science."
fnord
"For me (and other Taoists), it is the Tao."
fnord. Neatly done, by the way.
"For (some) Buddhists, it is Bodhi. "
Probable fnord, possibly true, but still a bald assertion.
"For Hindus, it is Brahman."
Possibly arguable, but not a fnord.
"For Discordians, it is Eris."
Unless the marmalade shipment is late, then we pray to the power grid until the situation is resolved. Those chapters that don't are heretical.
"For the Norse, it is Odin, Thor, Baldur, and all the various other Norse deities."
You forgot to include the Norse Brahmanists! If I read the vegetarian entrails correctly, this does not bode well for you.
"It is much easier to compress them all into the words "under God" than in any other way of saying it."
"To every problem there is a solution which is simple, neat, and wrong." - H.L. Mencken
Besides, I'm a "top".
"It can be extraordinarily deceptive to the uninitiated, but is correct nonetheless."
Textbook fnord!
"Keep in mind that freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from religion. The Supreme Court has made that abundantly clear."
Double-fnord, fully stated, not just implied.
Get it?