Nathan “Leucosticte” Larson #sexist #psycho rgif.is

Hey chicks, wouldn't it be nice to not have to take any responsibility for your sexual decisions at all?

Let's suppose we lived in a society where your dad forced you to get married to a man of his choice at 13, and it was forbidden to refuse your husband sex, and the penalty for having sex with anyone but your husband was death. So from cradle to grave, your sexuality would be totally controlled by your owner.

Think about the advantages. You'd never have to worry about being called a slut or a whore (except when your husband is putting you in your place by reminding you how worthless you are compared to him, because ultimately you're just a sexual object for him to fuck whenever he wants, surrendering to whatever degradation he chooses to inflict upon you).

You'd never have to worry about making a dumb sexual decision, or that you're going to fall in love and then get abandoned, or anything like that, because your husband would be like, "Why would I ever give up perfectly good pusѕy that I can fuck whenever I want"; you'd have a harmonious relationship because you wouldn't have the right to deprive him of what he needs to be happy in the relationship. You'd be protected from your own destructive whims and their consequences.

You wouldn't have to worry some man is just going to use you for sex and then discard you; you'd be secure in the knowledge you'll be taken care of forever because all those years of enjoying your body whenever he wanted are gonna be imprinted on his memory and he'll associate the sight of you with all that pleasure he's had. There won't be a lot of unpleasant or hurtful memories of how you acted like a bitch toward him and he couldn't do anything to curb your behavior, because he was always able to spank you or choke you to make you stop, and obey instead.

Just surrender to objectification; it has a lot of benefits. It's gonna create more passionate and harmonious relationships. You'll get to raise your kids together with your husband in the comfort of the marital home, because you were prevented from leaving him even when your female emotionality made you want to during tough times. And you'll be able to respect him as a dominant man rather than being allowed to follow your rebellious instincts to disobey and humiliate him, as so often happens once men give up their autonomy by getting married.

You were meant to be a man's pleasure-toy, his sex-slave and baby factory; just accept it, that's your role in life. You were meant to have all decisions made for you by a male authority figure, and never have to face any consequences or guilt or regret for anything, but remain in a permanent state of childhood, essentially; of being treated as one who must submit to a man who, although imperfect, is still stronger and wiser than she. Think of it, you'll never have to get in any fight that just drags on through the whole marriage; if you don't obey, you get spanked and raped and that's it; no more conflict, because if you won't stop nagging and bickering, he'll just smack you across your whore mouth till you shut up. What's not to love for both parties.

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