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The Church is indefectible, indivisible, and eternal. The Church was created by God at Pentecost and the Church is headed by God. The Church is God, the angels, the Saints (Church Triumphant), those in Purgatory (Church Suffering), and those on earth (Church Militant), The Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church and is without blemish. The Church is run by God, it is comprised of the Faithful, and facilitated on earth by those in Holy Orders; and what God has established, man cannot affect.

Mass is the highest form of worship and it is required to go on each Holy Day to renew your baptismal vows. The Church is not a nebulous idea that you can handwave away like a inhuman coward, it is a concrete thing, the Bride of Christ, the Body of Christ, the New & Eternal Covenant, and the Perfection of Israel.

There is no need for God to take from the devil, and what you claim is pagan originated in the Church and was posthumously attributed to the pagans in a vain attempt to inflame your bigotry in the hopes it helps you forget the Church.

When I call you evil, it is out of truth. When you call the Church evil, it is out of deception.

Why does a reprobate get so confused by the Church?

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Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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