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(fuckitilltryanything)

This week's suicide fuel: I saw 2 teenagers hugging and kissing eachother while waiting in line to order at Subway, and my first thought was: "one day when I'll grow up I'll have a gf too" and then I remembered that I'm 27 years old.

What's your suicide fuel for this week boyos?

(Furcel)
This is why I don't go outside. Everything is suicide fuel.

(knajjd11)
accidentally glancing at the mirror while brushing my teeth was this week's strongest suicide fuel for me

(rottingalone46)
This happened to me not long ago. I was waiting to order a sub and the only people were a young couple and a guy in a wheelchair. The guy in the wheelchair was having mobility issues so he was taking forever to pay for his food and the couple was just making out and groping one another beside me while I just stood stiff, sweating bullets and trying not to stare. I swear I have nothing to look forward to these days except the day my life ends. I can't take this shit anymore tbh.

(BF8211)
One of my bullies (who I made the infamous posts about) just proposed to his girlfriend in Turks and Caicos. Both are going to the same law school (that his dad bought them into but that's another story) and basically get to live the dream life. Meanwhile, I'm stuck LDARing and I head back to the Army tomorrow where I get to watch PowerPoint after PowerPoint about how not to fuck up in South Korea. Seriously fuck my life fam.

(fishhookurethra)
Chad marries Stacey; white picket fence and a dog
The incel enlists; lays down his life for the ZOG

(DongyKonk)
One of my bullies died in a motorcycle crash a couple of years ago, leaving behind a wife/gf and an infant son. I wish I could say I didn't smirk when I heard the news. For all I know, he could have become a decent guy in the years since I knew him, but I just can't bring myself to forgive the guy, even in death. Feel bad for his kid though.

(elliotrodger14)
I saw the Facebook profiles of hot people from my high school who have great careers and happy relationships.
I can't even call them Chad and Stacy because these people are leagues above Chad and Stacy. I guess they're Chad+ and Stacy+.

(Shower_Taker)
Can you imagine having that same thought at 40? I'd immediately drop what I'm doing and pigeonhole in a dark corner of my room for about a week. In my case, I've had the same "someday I'll grow up and have a girlfriend" thought since I was in 1st grade of primary school - and here I am.

(MGTOW-Wizard)
Woke up today and thought about the rope. Such is life.

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