[On Bratz Dolls]
Those dolls look suspiciously like the "Grays" who whisk lone drivers and cattle away in their flashy UFO saucers. --Or like the disfigured Barbie dolls I used to tear the hair off of when I was still a lad.
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Well, as a paramedic, I know you have to be just a little bit offbeat to keep your sanity sometimes. Having said that...yeah, this guy is still disturbed.
Except for the fact that they're skin isn't gray, they have hair, wear clothes, and their eyes have a iris and a pupil, they look exactly like grays. It's a conspiracy!
Hey! A Bratz post! And...it somehow completely misses the real reason they're horrible, horrible things that should be destroyed at all costs.do look kinda like grays. The rest is just nutjobbery, though.
I threw my sisters Barbie dolls on the grill once. But I don't think that's quite the same as this.
David D.G. Is it just me, or is anyone else especially alarmed at seeing the word "medic" in the nickname of someone expressing thoughts like these?Ed Also, guys, they really do look kinda like grays. The rest is just nutjobbery, though.
--Thing is, Ed, this guy seems to be attributing it to a Conspiracy, by the use of the word "suspiciously". You and the rest of us don't, and even those who do see similarities don't give a damn.
While I agree that Bratz Dolls do nothing to promote the self esteem of young girls, and do dreadful things re: precoscious sexualising, I had never considered them part of the campaign of softening us up in ready acceptance for the coming Alien invasions
They had, in a toy store not too long ago, a Bratz set with two of the girls playing basketball. Predictably enough, both of them were in short shorts. What got me, though, is that the shorts were cut in such a way as both dolls had some serious camel toe going. Just... weird.
What's so bad about this comment? I agree with him, the dolls do look kind of like aliens with their huge heads and the shape of their eyes. I thought it was just a funny osbervation. And lots of people tore apart barbies dolls, me included.
You tore the hair off? Normal younger/ same age brothers tear the whole head off then try to put it back on. Sometimes backwards. Or on the wrong body.
Sigh. They don't make Barbies like they used to. Now, one snap and you have to buy a new one. /half joking.
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