Dr. Stella Immanuel #fundie #quack #crackpot americanfaith.com

[recounting how she supposedly fought off the COVID virus]

I woke up one morning, and I was having this choking cough…this was like, maybe two months ago. I prayed and I took my dose of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine as a kind of shield. Then when I woke up the next morning, I got out of my sleep feeling like there was a beam over me.
I woke up with this most shocking cough. I went crazy! I was like, “What?! Devil, you’re a liar! I am God’s anointed, and the Bible says, ‘Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.’” I started shooting fire and brimstone. I shot all kinds of weapons, I prayed every Scripture I knew how, I bound him and cast him into the pit. I sent fire to crash-land your satellites, and I command them to be destroyed!
I was screaming, I was screaming, I was screaming! After about thirty minutes of fighting like I was boxing-I donned my kickboxing gear and I was punching [with the power of] the Spirit-and quoting every Scripture I knew, I said, “All your people, they shall be broken into pieces! All you [demons] will have the fire of God consume you! He will crash-land your satellites with the Holy Ghost hand grenade!”

And guess what? God was like, “Can’t touch this!”



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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