The Episcopal “church” named an open sodomite bishop; they aren’t Christians they are Satanic pagans
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Last time I checked, a Christian was a follower of Christ. To the best of my knowledge, the Episcopal church still use the Bible and pray to the Christian God; Pagans do not. A bit on a fail on your part then?
Because, like...Heaven forbid a Christian church actually be sane, open & loving like Jesus! No no no! Christians should be fire-and-brimstone psychopaths who are overly judgmental, hate all reality & take the scriptures waaaaaaaaaayyy too literally!
A Wade; Go jump in a lake (of Fire). Thank you.
As opposed to all those Evangelical egomaniac megapreachers that "go alpha" when their power to manipulate goes to their heads. They can screw young members of the congregation all they want, so long as they don't admit it. Nothing wrong with that, no sir!
A. Wade, you are so hung up on (retired) Bishop Gene Robinson being gay, you did not notice that the Episcopal Church performs same-sex marriages and the presiding bishop of the United States is a woman?
You must think "liberal Christian" is an oxymoron? If you only knew what "oxymoron" means, that is.
I know this is going to be a shock to you Wade, but there are Christians out there who disagree with you, and still somehow manage to be Christians. Who da thunk! Right?
they aren’t Christians they are Satanic pagans
If they are Christians, they think Satan is the bad guy.
If they were Pagans, they wouldn't believe in Satan at all. And they certainly wouldn't be going to a church, or naming a bishop, considering those are decidedly "Christian" things that Christians do.
This is quite a lot of fail for so few words, I'm impressed actually.
Did they start praying to Satan, or a pantheon involving numerous deities? Nope - the closest they get to polytheism is the Trinity, and they still consider Jesus the Messiah.
It's a Christian church that differs from yours on a few points of doctrine. You should be used to that by now.
Wade, have you ever heard of Donatism? The Dontatists were schismists who broke off from the Roman Church and tried to create a rival church that they marketed as being in a perfect state of Grace. They were eventually humiliated by Augustine and collapsed under the weight of their own pretensions.
Christian zealots, they never, ever learn.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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