Regrettably, for many newcomers Australia Day has morphed into a celebration of multiculturalism, which is akin to celebrating someone’s funeral. Australia Day belongs to the Australian people and should never be associated with the failed Stalinist policy of multiculturalism. Are multiculturalists just plain dumb, or do they lack the historical understanding and mathematical skills to compute the numbers? The colony of NSW was established in 1788 yet the failed, demonic and divisive policy of multiculturalism wasn’t conceived through the sweat of cultural bastardry till the mid 70's, almost 200 years later, so what does multiculturalism have to do with our special day? Absolutely nothing! Multiculturalism is a completely irrelevant modern day corruption that needs to be challenged and laughed at, especially on Australia Day.

We owe the British gratitude for many things including their diligence and foresight in establishing a great empire, which included the new colonies of Australia. The genius of the British benefited the world by liberating feudal kingdoms bogged down in ancient chaos and tribalism. Of course, our forefathers bear responsibility for certain wrongs committed against aboriginal Australians in the early days of the colonies, which are widely acknowledged today. There were many hardships in the early days of colonies but the new settlers from the British Isles prevailed due to their pioneering spirit and hard work which in the process built the greatest nation on earth. For this I thank our forefathers and mothers from the British Isles and also the many continental Europeans that followed and contributed enormously. Without the arrival of British and European settlers Australia would have been invaded and ravished by third world parasites that now work the sweatshops of the Pacific Rim for pittance.

[...]

So raise a glass on Australia Day to our people, the Australian people, for creating the greatest nation on earth, a nation that has achieved more socially, economically and culturally than much older states in the pacific region and beyond. The elitist politicians, intellectually handicapped academics and socialist minded perverts will always attack Australians for displaying pride so in a manner of reciprocation I raise my middle finger to you and your pathetic existence.

While the Australia Day haters drink warm flat beer and munch on crusty and cold off cuts, I’ll be cracking a few Coopers Pale Ale (Australian made and owned), chomping on a few pork snags and celebrating our superior culture. I suggest to my compatriot Aussies to collect newspapers and taxpayer funded government material featuring the newly invented multicultural garbage of indoctrination, lies, and propaganda for an Australia Day burn-off. On Australia Day, flame up your BBQ and proudly place the hateful and racist multicultural material opposing Australia Day on the BBQ for a good laugh.