Tell me if you have noticed this kind of work happening in you area?
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I have no proof, but I'm not stupid.
I bet you say that about a lot of things you claim are true but you have no proof for.
Oh noes? guyz be runnin stuf undr teh grund, it be teh plot!!!1
How about it is just water, sewer, gas, electrical, cable, fiber optic internet, or any one of about a dozen other normal everyday things that we put under the ground?
What the fuck is wrong with you people? You know I bet if you simply asked one of the workmen he would tell you what they were installing. But no, that would fuck up your persecution conspiracy theory.
Without having read the previous comments I will state this; did you, perchance, walk over to one of the workers and, you know, ask him what they were installing? No? Oh, well then you are of course free to form any kind of incoherent theory, just don't expect it to be related to the actual facts. My money is on fibre optics, but that's me.
Probably fiber optics and they didn't want to tear out the roads as sidewalks cause less traffic problems.
But what the hell do I know, I'm an ebil librul.
Yes, it's a conspiracy unfolding. In broad daylight!
You could ask a workman, but he will lie to you unless you whisper the secret government operative identification code in his ear.
"I desire to place hot apricots upon your buttocks."
Got that?
You know, it could just be me, but maybe they're putting cable underground so that it has less of a risk of being blown out during a thunderstorm or a blizzard or something like that, like what happens to cables put on poles.
Just me though. I could be wrong.
Alternatively, they're upgrading the water supply, & the yellow plastic cables is in fact the pipes in question...
Workers laying pipes, under a road you say? Under the footpath you say?
My money's on fiber optic for high-speed Internet, too, although fiber optics can be used for telephone, as well. Tracking? NSA has actually said they don't like it because it's more difficult to tap. Unlike an electric wire, it has no magnetic field around it, making intelligence-gathering on suspected terrorists more difficult.
I guess it never occurred to you that maybe they're installing new conduits for the installation of fiber optic cables to provide you with an internet connection to enable you to spout your horribly misspelled and far-fetched conspiracy theories on the web.
And the reason why the sidewalks are being torn up is because there's probably no more room left under the street for additional infrastructure.
I agree that you're not stupid. You're merely susceptible to fits of paranoia.
To be blunt, no one cares to track you. YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
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It was a ploy to distract you.
The ENTIRE reason they were doing it was to make YOU stop and try to figure out what they were doing. Meanwhile, they were in your home installing bugs in the tables and playing with your thermostat settings just to screw with your head!
What's with the new "GPS home location" crazy? Ever heard of Google Earth? Unless your home is constantly moving around, everyone who knows your address (such as, say, social security or the electoral register) can locate your home from the comfort of their own office. Sheesh.
Is there anything out there that isn't a government tracking device to these people? Cell phones, library cards, retail discount cards, even dollar bills, I've pretty much heard it all.
"I have no proof, but I'm not stupid"
Well, lets just say that when people call you dumb they are probably not implying that you are suffering from a speech disorder.
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Workers laying pipes, under a road you say? Under the footpath you say?
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What's with the new "GPS home location" crazy? Ever heard of Google Earth? Unless your home is constantly moving around, everyone who knows your address (such as, say, social security or the electoral register) can locate your home from the comfort of their own office. Sheesh.
It cant even locate my address properly or recognize it. BWUAHAHAHAHAHAH *evil laughter ensues*....
what they were laying down was Occam's Penis. Yes, it's big; and long. Yes, it's 3 to 5 inches in diameter. Yes, its out there, under the concrete... pulsating as you walk on top of it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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