[From "Sluts Must be Made to Pay for Their Insolence"]
People often ask me: “Anglin, after the revolution, what are we going to do with all of these filthy e-sluts with premium Snapchat accounts that are milking the blood of desperate, lonely victimized men? Will we take them out and burn them alive, or put bullets in their heads and throw them into mass graves?”
And my answer is that death is too good for them.
The solution to them is obvious:
We will give away these whores as sex slaves to the winners of video game tournaments.
They will be forced to live in sheds out back and wear electric shock collars.
In actual fact, all women will be forced to live in sheds out back, unless their owners apply for special permits. The application for the permit will cost $900 and there will be no guarantee it will be approved.
Women smell terrible and they are filthy, and generally have no place inside of a house. They also snore and drool in their sleep. They are a detriment to the well being of children, the elderly and more civilized animals such as cats. They also may pose a danger to fishes in aquariums, because they don’t know what “pH” means.
We love our aquarium fish, don’t we folks?
The question on everyone’s mind is: what video games will be involved in these tournaments?
Well, this is very simple:
But you might be saying to yourself “but I’m not really a gamer, I play sports or whatever.”
Well friend, there’s good news for you as well. We will also be having sports competitions to give away the sluts from the other problem zone, which is Instagram.
Those particular whores are usually in better physical shape than Snapchat whores, so it is fitting they will be given to the more fit in these sex slave reward tournaments.
We will do all of the sports, including water polo and ping pong.
Basically, there is going to be a massive surplus of sluts, because we’re pretty much going to kill almost all the men during the purge. So I mean, this isn’t going to be an “everyone gets a trophy” situation, but it will basically be like that.
Many men will end up with a surplus of sex slaves, which they will be encouraged to share with the men who didn’t win any of the tournaments.
Men who have more than 3 or 4 will probably be trying to give them away, because as people with experience with women are aware, women who are locked in sheds out back howl at night, and they also attack one another, and unlike any other mammal on earth, they will resort to cannibalism even when well-fed.