(On a video about a baby chimpanzee with big ears.)
BeBe Cakes: Drop a rock on it
Alejandro: (Replying to someone who deleted their comment) Oh jesus here we go with this dumb shit again, every single one of you filthy ape lovers have the exact same ignorant retort to every even slightly offensive slur towards these disgusting, ugly, violent, fat and useless beasts "I'd like to do that to you" of "I hope someone does that to you" etc. If you're mind is so twisted and diluted that you'd rather see a human injured or killed then you need to see a fucking counselor.
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@anonymous-80702773 #95399
I mean god DAMN you are a FAGGOT aren’t you??
Um... did you actually just use a homophobic slur as a general insult? Not cool, dude.
@Spacewyrm #95401
Come now. I was upset when I wrote that comment, okay? But I’m sorry for talking like that and if it offends anyone who reads it, and I’m sorry for overreacting to what Alejandro said and being mean to him. I tend to get very upset and frustrated when people like Alejandro say these kinds of things, but, again, I’m sorry for saying those things that I said.
@SomeApe #95403
Huh? WTF are you talking about? Also not anything pertaining to what I said and the quote that I was talking about. Explain? You seem to like talking shit, so what have you to say? I already get a feeling that you’re an asshole, which is why you liked Alpaca Lynn’s comment saying that I was racist and a troll and had no evidence for that. So explain what tf you’re talking about.
@SomeApe #95406
Alright alright. I’ll admit it. Yeah, I’m Gorillini. But this isn’t really a sockpuppet account; The other one was deleted by request. But I found some stuff I really wanted to post on here, but couldn’t anonymously because it kept giving a 500 error. So yeah. Not really a sockpuppet account, why would you care if I am using another account? I’m not trolling this website, contrary to what Alpaca Lynn said.
Anyways, why so pressed? What’s your problem?
EDIT: And I’m not “acting”. Au contraire, I’m actually giving my honest opinion. I wasn’t trying to act, either.
@SomeApe #95408
That is a great question. Like I told Spacewyrm, I tend to get upset when people like Alejandro say those kinds of things. I understand that some of the things that I say aren’t right. I do apologize for that. To be honest, I don’t really know why it makes me so mad. I should try to ignore it more. And even me getting mad at you, is wrong. You have not done anything wrong, really. I don’t really know why I’m mad at you. Some of that anger may be in part caused by some stress I feel when reading some of these quotes. Again, don’t exactly know.
@SomeApe #95410
OCD, probably. Part of why I post quotes here is because I kind of want them to be refuted, even though that’s not what this website is about, really. But if someone or some people can refute someone that I have posted a quote of, it comforts me. It also makes me feel better if I say something about a quote, like with this one. Like I have control of that situation by typing aggressive comments even though I don’t really think like that, really.
@SomeApe #95414
Ironic you call that an obsession, considering that your name is “SomeApe”. Apes aren’t monkeys, and I like all Primates, but mostly apes because they are related to us the most and seem to be the most mentally, socially, and emotional complex of the Primates. We are in the same taxonomic family as them, so we should treat them as such. Family. I feel that instinct to protect and defend them. Despite that, I should also try to not be so mean and aggressive about it.
@anonymous-80702773 #95416
I take it you know a lot about apes, then. Why don’t you deliver the refutations on your quotes, instead of expecting us non-ape-experts to chime in?
@SomeApe #95417
I’m not talking about those kinds of quotes. I was thinking about christian-fundie quotes. Like the Gabriel Erb ones that I posted. Plus, there is not really anything to refute on this quote. It’s just someone who doesn’t like apes. That’s a matter of opinion, which is not something that can be refuted.
BeBe Cakes and Alejandro
Earth has been invaded by aliens, many of whom feel the same way towards humans as the two of them feel about apes.
BeBe: “It’s NOT THE SAME THING!!! THIS isn’t what we MEANT!!!!”
Alejandro: “DAMN RIGHT! Besides, ‘your’, ’you’re’, this isn’t the time to be GRAMMAR NAZIS!!!”
@anonymous-80702773 #95404
"If you're mind is so twisted and diluted that you'd rather see a human injured or killed then you need to see a fucking counselor."
I don't know who commented that Alejandro went off on, or what they said. But i, for one, do not wish just any human be hurt or killed.
Fortunately, chimpanzees can't speak as humans can.
Which already makes them more than infinitely superior to the likes of you, OPs.
...but then, human beings would never so much as think of saying what you did.
Ergo, chimpanzees are doubly superior to the likes of you.
@Volcheka1 #95440
Edit the comments and use another insult? Say something ELSE mean about someone when I said I was sorry about that, too? I would just delete that comment I made, but other people may see the replies to that comment without much context because of me removing the first comment on this quote that I made. So that wouldn’t really make sense, would it?
EDIT: You know what, I’ll remove it anyway. People who see this thread will obviously know that I said a slur and removed my comment because of that. Again, I apologize to those of you who were offended by what I said.
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