[What can’t you stand anymore since taking the red pill?]

Hanging out with women. Used do it all the time – chatting with coffee or lounging at work – but I can’t f~~~ing take the NOISE anymore.

Less than 2 weeks ago, I met a friend for dinner in a place that seated 50 at most. Half way through my dinner, I turned to my friend and said listen to the f~~~ing noise in here. MOST of the people there were men. ALL you heard was women – and SCREAMING over each other. Doesn’t matter where you go, if there are people around, open your ears and that’s all you will hear. Cackling geese.

• I think my top peeve is when a company / business / individual that YOU PAY takes the attitude like they are paying you.

Or if your employer takes the attitude like he/she is doing you “a favor”. Like you’re supposed to stay after 5:01 PM or you’re an asshole.

I recently laid into SIRI (Sirius satellite radio) who called me 10 f~~~ing times in two months. I had to tell the c~~~ on the other end

“Why do you keep calling me when you already called 10 times (in 2 months) and I said no 10 times. Do you realize that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results?”.

“Well some people change their minds—.”.

“Well I’m not a f~~~ing woman. When I want your service—. I will call YOU. Stop calling me like you can convince me to buy it – especially when I told you NO ten times already. No means no – when a MAN says it. Kapeesh?”.

“OMG”. (click)

That’s how much of dick you have to be to get through to a woman.
Better off using crayons and a puppet of Oprah Winfrey.