[Are you concerned about global warming?]
No! The only climate I'm concerned about is Heaven. I hear they have perfect weather there. I guess if you are going to hell you better be concerned about "global warming."
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For a fundie, a total lack of awareness would be "perfect". Exactly like the pre-birth experience.
Fundies are only marginally aware to begin with, and it looks like most of them will never break through into reality anyway, so....
Perfect weather is subjective. I'm only happy when it rains. Most people I know can't stand rainy days. Is it going to be raining non-stop in heaven? I doubt it.
It's also worth considering that a lot of you say that heaven isn't a physical place, and thus not bound by physical laws and all that. As such, I draw that weather won't even exist. So .. yeah.
Anyway. I'm in agreement with the first comment, by JewBoy - It's better to be concerned with the present reality than a hoped for fantasy.
...we're looking at highs in the mid-12th century with a 3:16% chance of manna today, but watch out over the weekend, 'cause a toad front is moving in quickly. You'll want to grab your coat of many colors before heading out the gates. Extended forecast, forty days and forty nights of real severe judgement, but that should taper off into the next... oh... eternity. And now over to Gabriel with sports. Gabe?
Do you honestly think God is going to want a stinking piece of rotten junk such as yourself cluttering up his Heaven? No. Of course not.
Since there's no problem of causing environmental damage with God burning up his rubbish in Hell, you can guess where you're going.
How do I know all this? God doesn't only talk to stupid people you know. (OK, I'm not particularly clever, but God loves everyone and everything.)
And what if the weather isn't perfect in heaven . . Are you going to leave?
@Hazor: I love a cold rainy Saturday/Sunday every so often. Life is so hetic it makes us slow down, if we can, sit by the fire with a blanket, glass of wine and a good book.
If you don't have to worry about global warming because it will be perfect in Heaven, then, ipso facto, you don't have to worry about gays or people who don't share your faith either, right? Oh, but ... all together now ... that's different!
(Carbonated Margarine)
"...we're looking at highs in the mid-12th century with a 3:16% chance of manna today, but watch out over the weekend, 'cause a toad front is moving in quickly. You'll want to grab your coat of many colors before heading out the gates. Extended forecast, forty days and forty nights of real severe judgement, but that should taper off into the next... oh... eternity. And now over to Gabriel with sports. Gabe?"
Oh, wow. I badly, badly needed the laughter that this response enabled me to have. Thank you so much, Carbonated Margarine, whomever you are. Were I fortunate enough to ever find myself in the same town or city as you, I would buy you an entire evening's worth of drinks.
Somebody already calculated the temperatures of heaven and hell, using bible verses. It ain't exactly what godseeker wants to hear:
Thermodynamics according to Isiah
So God is about to destroy the entire world to make room for the Second Coming of Christ, and everything's in total chaos because of it -- but there's no global average temperature change going on, no no no no!
But shouldn't you be protecting this Earth while you're still on it? I mean, like, you're only gonna make it harder for your kids, y'know.
@ Rat of Steel:
Why, thanks, I'll drink to that! In keeping with both the weather topic and the religion topic, make mine a round of Bloody Hail Marys, please.
This ranks alongside Troy Brooks' insane idea that Heaven (& a 'New City') would be like a Borg Cube, or even colonising Mars.
Just as I'd suggest to Troy-boy that he pack a lot of lead shielding, better be prepared to be disappointed, Godseeker. It's gonna be cold in that grave. Oh, but you won't be alive to realise that. When you're dead, you're dead; no afterlife and all that jazz.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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