Elliot Bougis #conspiracy nworeport.me

By now you’ve probably also noticed that the danger of “fake news” is being pushed very aggressively by the MSM. That’s right, the idea that we must oppose “fake news” is being pushed by the same MSM that has spent almost two years lying about Trump, lying about the true costs of Obamacare, lying about the real impact of open-borders immigration, and lying about all conservative opposition as “racism” or whatever the slur of the week is.

Regardless what the White House says about Pizzagate, the fact that they said anything at all gives it more legitimacy and publicity than it had just a day before. Another irony is that the White House is trying to discredit the Pizzagate rumors as “fake news,” but it was a false flag that triggered them to address Pizzagate at all!

This Sunday, a man named Edgar Maddison Welch allegedly carried a rifle into the Comet Ping Pong pizzeria on Connecticut Avenue in Washington, D.C. He then allegedly fired a single round on the property. And he did all this, allegedly, to “self-investigate” the Pizzagate rumors.

The problems with this story are, however, so numerous and obvious that the most likely case is that it was a true false flag operation in order to distract and frighten “normal people” from the Pizzagate investigation.

Fourth, just as the White House’s denial of Pizzagate only gave it more notoriety, James Alefantis, owner of Comet Ping Pong pizza and poster of numerous disturbing pedo-esque photos on Instagram, has joined the fray by publicly denouncing Pizzagate on the Comet Facebook page. at 12:57 AM (EST).

Remember, the devil is in the details.

"Tonight, we are deeply grateful to the local law enforcement officers who responded swiftly to our call. Thanks to their good work, I am confident that we will continue to operate safely and securely, as we have for the past decade."

Fair enough, sounds good.

Alefantis then begins his sermon.

"[W]e should all condemn the efforts of certain people to spread malicious and utterly false accusations about Comet Ping Pong, a venerated DC institution. … What happened today demonstrates that promoting false and reckless conspiracy theories comes with consequences. I hope that those involved in fanning these flames will take a moment to contemplate what happened here today, and stop promoting these falsehoods right away."

In other words, he hopes that the curious investigators and truth seekers will learn what Welch’s false flag shooting was intended to teach them, and stop unearthing Pizzagate.

He then closes with an important line.

"We look forward to resuming normal operations in the next few days."

Taking a few days off now that the entire nation is looking at Comet Ping Pong and “the Pizzagate stuff” sounds like the perfect way to restore confid–wait a minute, it’s the perfect way to get a cover story straight, do a thorough forensic cleaning of the shop, and remove or destroy incriminating clues.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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