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From Working to Stealing

“You need a new sign. Everyone knows that Obama is a Communist”, declared one of the onlookers on St. George Street today. Yet, the fellow picture to the right was angry and in a fighting mood that the Tea Party had ‘disrespected’ our Marxist leader, Barack Hussein Obama. The fact is that the audiences the Town Criers address on St. George Street, in St. Augustine, Florida have become more aware, over the last three years, that indeed, President is a full blown Marxist, being the student and teacher of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.

Yes, there are a host of other labels that describe our President: Obama thinks like a Muslim, speaks like a Communist, acts like a Fabian, dreams like a Utopian, reacts like a Sociopath, plots like a Chicago Gangster, and lies, steals, and deceives like the devil. After all, Saul Alinsky’s book was dedicated to the ‘first revolutionary’, Lucifer! (The meaning of the word Barack means lightning. Get the connection?)

In short, Obama is an anti-American foreigner, born to a Communist mother, raised by a Communist grandmother, spoiled rotten by his elitists’ handlers. ‘O’ is lazy, effete, intractable and a snob, to boot!

“Since the sign “Obama is a Communist” envelopes all of the deranged characteristics that a fallen human being embodies, the Town Criers, of the St. Augustine Tea Party will continue to flaunt it to one and all!”, said Lance Thate, Town Crier Founder.

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