Oh yeah, you moronic atheists, can you like, leave us alone so we can talk about sane things instead of insane atheism. Not to be mean or anything, but atheism is retarded. You can't deny the truth period. End of story. I don't feel like arguing any longer.
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Wow, with a cogent argument like that, you're bound to convince us all. I don't know why you don't feel like arguing any longer, when you're plainly so good at mustering facts and logic in defense of your faith.
"Not to be mean or anything, but atheism is retarded."
Not to be mean or anything, but Rapture ready is a christian site. Tell us again who is retarded?
Oh yeah, you moronic theists, can you like, leave us alone so we can talk about sane things instead of insane theism. Not to be mean or anything, but theism is retarded. You can't deny the truth period. End of story. I don't feel like arguing any longer. Waa! I'm taking my ball and going home!
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"your arguments are too hard for me to refute with my economy sized book o'faerie tales, so i will just stick my fingers in my ears and go, 'LA LA LA I CAN'T HEARRRR YOUUUU!!' and dismiss everything you say as 'insane' and 'retarded.' this says quite a lot about my maturity, and lack thereof."
I will soooo not, like, leave you alone. God is,like, so totally fake, you guys. Theres, like, no evidence to say God exists. You're totally stupid, so just, you know, shut up and stuff!
I've never seen this truth period, but I don't think I would deny it.
Church of the Invisible Pink Truth Period.
Duuuuuuuuuude, you mean you DON'T believe in a giant invisible man who can see all of us and know what we're all thinking all the time and nobody has ever seen any evidence of and bears a remarkable similarity to thousands of other supposed giant invisible men many ancient cultures truly believed in but are now considered laughable and supposedly created the Earth in a manner that science has now proven couldn't have happened ??? What are ya, retarded ???
"Oh yeah, you moronic Christians, can you like, leave us alone so we can talk about sane things instead of insane Christianity. Not to be mean or anything, but Christianity is retarded. You can't deny the truth period. End of story. I don't feel like arguing any longer."
/FTFY
The religious should be very careful about calling other people's belief "insane" or "retarded."
I do not deny the truth. Too bad about you, though.
Quitting an argument isn't forfeiture guys. Though calling someone retarded and not arguing against them is certainly the fastest way to summon a Dire Mocking upon you!
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“Oh yeah, you moronic atheists, can you like, leave us alone so we can talk about sane things instead of insane atheism.”
“Not to be mean or anything, but atheism is retarded.”
"You can't deny the truth period.”
“End of story.”
“I don't feel like arguing any longer.”
Confused?
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