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The Human Spirit must be broken to make us opt into a leveled society; Stigmatize +satirize + parodize, eyeballing humans through inbreeder’s eyes,
when religious cultures around the world seek to pressure parents for 100’sof years to train children to adopt fealty to the last of our species to stand
on two legs, the vile stink on our species who generated out of the deserts and treeless heights of its own making, and has been targeting Humans
+ all other species, innately bent on scorching Earth + everything that lives here, cultures around the world raise children to be eyeballers of other by
rendering us of a reduced level of Humanity than when we were born, the Human Spirit must be broken to make Humans opt into hierarchy,
bullies need hierarchical cultures to thrive, religions teach new recruits little nick names for other people’s kids…
Humans are born with parallel vision, straight out from our head, passed the moon without losing peripheral perception, the Holey Land Dweller stood
up on its back legs long after humans, hadn’t developed peripheral as it generated through 4-leggedness in holes in the ground, its called the inbreeder
effect because Human children can be rendered living in an offensive environment, if we are exposed to the cowardice of discrimination, our level of honor
to the planet and all species’ is reduced, some of us merely to a level that derives humor + recognition at the expense of others; a child of Our species,
realizing its parents are broken of their Human Essence, its a global effect of 100’s of years of the inbreeder interference with our species + planet…