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Anonymous #conspiracy anonymousmags.com

This Is not a drill, Washington, D.C. – NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness Which starts between November 15 and 29, 2015. The event, according to NASA, Who has been waiting for this pronominal to happen.

Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the World will remain in complete darkness starting Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3:00 am and will end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:45 pm. According to officials, (the November blackout will be caused by an Astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter)

Charles Bolden, who was appointed to the head of NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House.

According to the report, on October 26, 2015 Venus and Jupiter will engaged in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree. Venus will pass to the South-west of Jupiter, causing Venus to shine 10 times Brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction.

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The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of hydrogen into space. The hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth’s Sun at approximately 2:50 am. The amount of hydrogen making contact with the Sun will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees kelvin in an instant.

The Sun will then attempt to cease the explosion by emitting heat from its core, ( diagram shows above )

The heat will cause the Sun to dim to a bluish colour. once the Sun reaches the Bluish colour, it will take approximately 14 days to restore its normal surface temperature, returning its colour of the Red Giant.

While the Sun is cooling the surface, the light from the sun will be much dimmer, because it takes anywhere from 7 – 8 and a half minutes depending on the Earth’s rotation for light from the Sun to hit Earth, People will not know the event has happened until 2:58 am on November 15th.

Bolden held a conference with Obama Administration to discuss further details of the ”Blackout”” event. According to Bolden, “”we do not expect any major effects from the Blackout event. The only effect this event will have on Earth is an increase of 6 – 8 degrees in temperature. the polar cap will be mostly affected by this. No one should worry much. This event would be similar to what Alaskans experience in the winter”.

Boleden further added, The only other effect it will have is everyone will get to have a true Black Friday after thanks giving.

with 15 Days of Darkness ahead, one can only imagine what will happen on earth During that time!!!!.

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Anonymous #fundie anonymousmags.com

I received confirmation that on September 23rd, 2015 Satan is going to get his full, unrestrained reign over the whole world that’s spoken of in the Book of Revelation!

THINGS HAVE BEEN ACCELLERATING, BUT YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET, PEOPLE! TIME IS SHORT! GET RIGHT WITH GOD. Jesus is the only way anyone is going to get through what’s coming on the whole earth.

For decades, movies, television, music, and even some politicians, have cryptically been hinting at the dates on or around September 23, 2015.

Part of the irony of these references is that this year, September 23, 2015 is the Jewish Day of Atonement. Moreover, the blood moon tetrad has been happening on all the Jewish feasts the last 3 moons, and will fall again on 9/28/15.

The implication is that it is possible God’s wrath will be poured out on the entire earth, starting on the 23rd of September by allowing Satan to have full, unrestrained rule upon the eart (see Revelation 12:12 below) upon those who have not received Jesus as the atonement for their sins. In essence, those who reject Jesus will have to pay the atonement fee themselves, and that means wrath.

Unlike the well-known 9/11 date disclosed on the ID of Neo in The Matrix, this September 23rd references date back decades, and we seemingly keep finding more.


The videos I am going to post below are just the beginning, but I am betting there are even more if more people begin watching for them in media all around us. In fact, there was a reference in this week’s Big Bang Theory episode.

Why is this happening? I believe that September 23rd may be the date that fulfills Revelation 12 regarding Satan being “cast down” to the earth (hence the asteroid symbolism) and given a measure of reign over the earth that he’s never had before:

Revelation 12:12

12 Therefore, rejoice, O heavens and you who dwell in them! But woe to you, O earth and sea, for the devil has come down to you in great wrath, because he knows that his time is short!”

This means hell on earth as the beginning of judgment.

God, too, is clearly warning from Heaven. If you see check the video in my signature, you will see that God is warning this world that the Day of the LORD is coming quickly. Will it be September 24, 2015? I cannot say for sure. It may be the beginning of the tribulation period, starting with Satans full, unrestrained reign on earth, and then change into the full wrath of God within 3 1/2 years which would be the mid-tribulation period. God is patient, and He wishes all to get right with Him before He brings down His wrath in full force.

When the Day of the LORD comes, it will be terrible for all of humanity. A day of vengeance, darkness, and destruction. Take note of how to repent in my signature, it will help you get right with God through what Jesus did on the cross for all of us. And may God remember mercy in His wrath…

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Anonymous News #conspiracy anonymousmags.com

Human Animal Hybrids Exist! Animal human hybrids, secret lab experiments, future technology, ancient codes; it’s all here! Have you ever noticed the eye and the pyramid on the U.S. dollar bill? Tom Horn presents evidence that these are “codes” and symbols of high-level Freemasons, and their purpose is to evoke and welcome the coming of the Anti-Christ.

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