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Japan is overpopulated as fuck. Their birth rates are what birth rates would be in the West if there wasn’t a large influx of immigrants from the Middle East and Africa. This ‘Japan has critically low birth rates’ talking point is propaganda spread by organisations like the UN because they want to bully Japan into taking on more immigrants.

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The pattern of female incursion

1. Awaits as men form a corporation, culture or institution.
2. Once said corporation, culture or institution has gained substantial revenue, popularity or success, demands entry as if women were proactively kept out of the formation stage.
3. Requests are then made for special provisions for female participants; anti sexual harassment behavior policies, maternity leave, gender quotas, etc. Requests become chronic.
4. Ossification ensues. Corporations become far less productive and hence profitable. Institutions become encumbered by bureaucracy. Cultures become restricted and sanitized for female consumption.

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This is as easy to know as this: women look natural and wonderful in bondage: it accentuates their natural function and physical appeals. Men look terrible and disgraceful; it deprives them of theirs. A female slave is her own concept taken to its logical conclusion. A male slave is a twisted shadow of his former self.
Women are natural property. Men are natural owners. This has become taboo, so it’s fantasized about in taboo places.

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This reminds me of a story:
A man was at his semi-rural home when there was a flash flood warning. A sheriff’s deputy stopped by his house and offered to evacuate him in his 4WD. That man rejected the offer, saying “God will save me.” The deputy shrugs and leaves.
The flood waters rise and now the man’s house is now surrounded by raging flood waters. A man in a motor boat pulls up and offers him a ride to safety. Again he declines the offer, saying “God will save me”. The boater shrugs and leaves.
The flood waters rise even more and the man has to climb onto the roof of this house. This time a helicopter arrives and offers to take him to safety Again he declines saying “God will save me”. The helicopter leaves.
The flood waters rise even more and the man is swept away and he drowns. He finds himself in Heaven and personally encounters God.
“Why did you let me drown? Why didn’t you do something to save me?”
God replies. “I sent a deputy, a boat and a helicopter to save you. What more did you want?”
I’m sure that the Lord has sent many fine men across these harpies paths, but just like the deputy, the boat and the helicopter, they weren’t good enough for her.

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It’s not like it’s hard to not get raped. If it happened then it means she wasn’t properly protecting herself or taking the appropriate measures. Was she walking alone at night in a bad neighborhood? Did someone break in and she didn’t have a gun? Why couldn’t she defend herself?
Any woman who gets raped is weak.