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From Working to Stealing

“You need a new sign. Everyone knows that Obama is a Communist”, declared one of the onlookers on St. George Street today. Yet, the fellow picture to the right was angry and in a fighting mood that the Tea Party had ‘disrespected’ our Marxist leader, Barack Hussein Obama. The fact is that the audiences the Town Criers address on St. George Street, in St. Augustine, Florida have become more aware, over the last three years, that indeed, President is a full blown Marxist, being the student and teacher of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.

Yes, there are a host of other labels that describe our President: Obama thinks like a Muslim, speaks like a Communist, acts like a Fabian, dreams like a Utopian, reacts like a Sociopath, plots like a Chicago Gangster, and lies, steals, and deceives like the devil. After all, Saul Alinsky’s book was dedicated to the ‘first revolutionary’, Lucifer! (The meaning of the word Barack means lightning. Get the connection?)

In short, Obama is an anti-American foreigner, born to a Communist mother, raised by a Communist grandmother, spoiled rotten by his elitists’ handlers. ‘O’ is lazy, effete, intractable and a snob, to boot!

“Since the sign “Obama is a Communist” envelopes all of the deranged characteristics that a fallen human being embodies, the Town Criers, of the St. Augustine Tea Party will continue to flaunt it to one and all!”, said Lance Thate, Town Crier Founder.

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Town Criers Attacked by the Hateful Left

The faces of evil were on St. George Street in greater numbers than usual. Usually, the Town Criers experience a full-blown Communist activist about once a month. What sets them apart, according to the Town Criers, is their hateful rage. This Saturday there were three angry Marxists. The first one, pictured at the top of the page right, was infuriated by the success the Town Criers were having with the public. He shouted out, “You people should be dragged down the street for what you’re doing!” The Criers challenged with, “Do you think you’re up to it?” Since the Criers outnumbered him, he responded with, “Not me, but somebody.” “One can only speculate who that somebody might be. Would it be, union thugs, the Black Panthers, government agents, anarchists, who?” a Town Crier questioned.

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The second encounter was with the man pictured upper center and left. This hateful man screamed, “You people are f—.ing crazy.” The videographer was startled by his sudden outburst of profanity; however, he stood his ground, and later commented, “Look at his head shot with his bulging eyes and I ask you— Who’s crazy? The Communist agitator or American citizens exercising their Constitutional rights?”

The third person was a woman who said, “If Obama was a Communist, you wouldn’t be here, you would be killed.” The hate from her mouth clearly showed contempt for free speech. According to the Town Criers, this expression has been heard before. Apparently, Communists are being exposed sufficiently often to force them to respond with this new “talking point” item. This woman made it clear that hearing the truth had sufficiently violated the Communist movement enough to warrant death. If the regime in D.C. could disarm the people, killing dissenters would be common. It’s the only thing Communists do very well. They kill people; 291 million in the 20th century alone. That’s why the response in Texas—and the killing of the terrorists before they could murder was so significant.