This is as mad as a balloon.

Here's a situation that will enrage a feminist:-

- what about a woman fucking a man - yes, she's on top; a very popular position we'll all agree. But! The man says "nope, don't wanna do this anymore". But she's bouncing on top of him, regardless of his request. This surely must be rape too, if we are to be consistant.

But...but...but.....

I told you it was as mad as a balloon.