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"I don't hate you, I just want you to not have rights! I don't hate you, I just want you to be forced to be exactly like me! I don't hate you, I just don't want you to be allowed to shop where you please, or marry who you wish! But I don't hate you!"
Baby, I don't need your "love". It means less than a tennis score, ditto Margaret Court's "love".
Now GFY! Or do the preacher, I don't care which.
Ok. I don't hate you either Adam. I think you are an arrogant fool who has a WAY too high opinion of himself, but that's ok. We can have different point of views. Now, since you don't hate me and since God tells us to use our free will (otherwise see the theodizy question) you will have to accept that I don't believe that homosexuality is actually a sin (and neither is eating shellfish or wearing mixed clothes). Both our opinions are about a deeply personal matter which, as long as neither of us wants to interfere with the others, doesn't hurt the other in any way. You will also have to accept that not everyone is of your opinion, just like you are demanding of me in this comic. And this means that you will have to accept gay sex and marriage, just like I accept that you think those are somehow evil. Or are you such a hypocrite that you demand that I accept your view, but you can dictate that mine is somehow wrong and has to be purged from society, especially in such a personal matter? Because that's what I get from ALL your comics Adam. You have the self-reflection abilities of a piece of coal.
Nice try, we all know that the bible says to stone gay people to death.
Your level of hate or righteousness while doing the stoning (or any lesser persecutions as christians are fond of) doesn't really make a difference to the one being stoned.
Sorry, your religion is not reconcialable with a civilised society.
Why don't these dorks ever focus on real Christian values like helping the poor, oppressed, starving, the outcasts....
....No; THESE guys would rather focus of misinterpreting some poorly-translated verses decrying pederasty and temple-prostitution to rag on men and women who fall in love differently....cuz Social Justice is HAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDD and MAMMON is Godde and the poor deserve their lot and being an authoritarian is more fun!
Screw ChristoFascists! They're about as Christian as the Sith!....image (Pictured: Not a Christian.)
I don't hate you, my God does and he told me I could totally be a jerk to you, Muslims, democrats and liberals.
Not my fault
I'm guessing these slimy dipshits just need to spew the ''it's not hate'' nonsense to feel better about themselves. Otherwise, they would have to admit they are just petty assholes that like to oppress people different than themselves without reason. And even they would probably have a hard time pretending they are paragons of humanity if that was the case.
If I were gay I'd be highly offended at this. Hell, I'm not gay and I'm still highly offended. Too bad these Christians will never learn that this "We don't hate gays, we just think they're evil sinners bound for Hell and want to keep them from getting married or adopting children" technique is not going to win them any support from the gay community. Nor is "We just want to save you from your perversions."
You would be able to tell people what they can and cannot do and what they can and cannot think if this was a country where the religious laws were also the law of the land.
But this is a country where we have secular laws that ALLOW you to practice what you believe with no interference from me.
They also allow me the same.
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Are you saying that you DON'T lust after your wife? Because that's the problem for gay people; they DO NOT feel attraction for people of the opposite gender. You want them to get married to a person they might love (as a sister/brother) but feel no "carnal lust" for, at all. Having coitus to produce offspring will feel about as prim as this sentence. It will be a sticky chore, not an enjoyable bonding moment.
If you really don't lust after your wife, Addie, I feel sorry for you. I've been together with my husband for almost 30 years, and I still lust after him.
You don't hate them. Just judge them, want to discriminate, use the bible to justify prejudices and bigotry and want them to have less rights.
"I don't hate gays. But if there were a button that, once pressed, removed the quality about you that I dislike, thereby changing a fundamental part of who you are as a person, thereby changing the person you are, thereby making you essentially disappear, you had better believe I will press the FUCK out of that button.
Because I want you to be supremely and eternally happy, and only I get to decide what it is that will accomplish that, not you."
"I don't hate you. I just think you deserve to be stripped of your rights in this life &tortured for eternity for the crime of being too different from me in the next and thus campaign for the former while eagerly awaiting the latter & heaping praise upon the torturer for his perfect justice. But I don't hate you and frankly I find the accusation hurtful and a little bigoted."
Adam, I do hate you and, like any body with a tumor, the world will only benefit from your loss.
If I walked up to you and said, "I don't hate you, but I belong to an organization that works towards making sure you are flayed alive and dropped into a pit full of salt and barbed wire," would you honestly believe I didn't hate you?
Because of the Fall of Mankind in the garden of Eden, and a lot of other revelations from above explicitly stated in the Babble, I can state that we are all sinners. It just devolves upon me and those who think like me to apprehend that YOUR particular brand of sin is much worse than our run of the mill sort, and people like you need to be messed with! Praise the Load!
Adam Ford definition of hypocrisy: Everybody but the believers in his version of God. You may not hate gays, but you clearly think of them as inferior and badly flawed and undeserving of fair, just treatment. So why should they think well of you? Or listen to you?
I am not LGBT noe homophobe. As such I am merely an observer. As such I observe people like OP to hate homosexuals. Now this is in how they want to make LGBT second class citizens. At best. Probably not even that. Many times they are accused of being paedophiles. Yet with Duggar we saw the same homophobes brush it under rug. So yes hate. And hypocrites to boot. He'll the one woman in Christopher's link says it is faux marriage between them. So yes I see hate.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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