Every single female therapist on earth would do an infinitely better job by just giving their incel clients a blowjob
Seriously, why does society act like therapy is a legitimate solution to ANYTHING? When have you ever met a normal, happy or well adjusted person who has or has ever HAD a therapist?
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sure, that’s exactly what they should do, break all kinds of ethical codes to help cure a bunch of entitled narcistic manbabies deep-seated entitlement issues… that’ll work wonders…
but seriously that would break all kinds of ethic rules if a therapist (male or female) used their position to more or less get sex out of their patients, even if it was in an attempt to ‘cure them’ of something. Its’ just abuse of power pure and simple
Then incels would bitch that their therapists charged money for sex.
"$100 an hour for a blowjob and it only took 3 minutes! Therapy is a rip-off. At least i didn't waste the money on a female therapist."
Or half of you would bitch that it didn't count as ascending because of some stupid criteria. "Therapy fucks are lower than mercy fucks because it's only on her couch, never in your bed!"
The other half would think it counts, but if she has any other male patients, it's gross.
Or, give 'em an inch...
"I'm tired of goddamned blowjobs. Those are state-mandated. My doc-hole blows me ecery week, but won't even flash her boobies. Eh, they're probably saggy, anyway. She' been married for five years."
Or this winner: Every single female therapist on earth would do an infinitely better job by just giving their incel clients a quickie instead of a blowjob.
Seriously, why does society act like a therapeutic blowjob is a legitimate solution to ANYTHING? When have you ever met a normal, happy or well adjusted person who has or has ever HAD a therapeutic blowjob?
If my sponsor at Narcotics Anonymous would just sell me some goddamned smack already now that every dealer in the country is telling me to piss off and get help I’d think he’d be doing a much better job of helping me handle my addiction. I mean he’s worse than those assholes at the historical society that keep telling me I’m not Abraham Lincoln and that they won’t give me my hat back or help me retake the White House from the Confederacy.
Indulging bad behaviour and catering to your delusions is the opposite of helping. And it’s not like you’d do anything but keep on acting like an asshole if you did get your dick wet.
And, every single male therapist would do an infinitely better job by just giving their incel clients a blow-job. Yes, there are incel women too, dork, you just refuse to see them.
Therapy IS a legitimate solution to many problems.
Too bad you weren’t born a woman in 19th century England. They thought women were crazy because they hadn’t had an orgasm in a while, so the women were prescribed “stimulation of the clitoris”. The doctors became tired in their arms, so they invented the dildo. The first ones were scary steam-powered things, pretty far from something you can put in your handbag.
Am I the only one who by now wants all self-identifying incels to be mandatory castrated just so the world no longer has to suffer their whining?
Seems like a much better solution than getting blowjobs from therapists, of all people…
Female Therapist: “The problem isn't your lack of sex, Saddam! It’s your attitude!”
Saddam: “FUCK YOU!! Why won’t you let me do that very thing? Or at least give me a blowjob?”
Sure, there is sexual surrogates but there’s good reasons why physicians shouldn’t have sex with their patients.
And I think your problem is moure with your hatred and your sadism, your will to humiliate others.
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