Then incels would bitch that their therapists charged money for sex.
"$100 an hour for a blowjob and it only took 3 minutes! Therapy is a rip-off. At least i didn't waste the money on a female therapist."
Or half of you would bitch that it didn't count as ascending because of some stupid criteria. "Therapy fucks are lower than mercy fucks because it's only on her couch, never in your bed!"
The other half would think it counts, but if she has any other male patients, it's gross.
Or, give 'em an inch...
"I'm tired of goddamned blowjobs. Those are state-mandated. My doc-hole blows me ecery week, but won't even flash her boobies. Eh, they're probably saggy, anyway. She' been married for five years."
Or this winner: Every single female therapist on earth would do an infinitely better job by just giving their incel clients a quickie instead of a blowjob.
Seriously, why does society act like a therapeutic blowjob is a legitimate solution to ANYTHING? When have you ever met a normal, happy or well adjusted person who has or has ever HAD a therapeutic blowjob?