tgiwhite #racist niggermania.net

I live in a nice community, pretty houses, big old Lake, some niggers but they do pretty well acting like humans. The issue is that the community has a gate on one side and no gate on our side, which they have been promising since I moved in. I normally wouldn't care, but as I've lived here I've come to know what that fence would keep out - niggers. The neighborhood across from ours must be Section 8 housing because it is only niggers and it's full to the brim. And wouldn't you guess, we've got a beautiful pool and gym they LOVE to use.

Now this particular nigger just weirds me out. I never see him use the pool or gym, never see him leave or enter one of our apartments. He just wanders over from the nigborhood, and walks around ours. I've tried smiling at him, saying hello, and he just scowls and continues walking. It's the goddamned weirdest thing, i cannot figure it out. Niggermaniacs, ideas?

So now for the good part, my golden retriever is a beautiful and kind dog, nothing but a smile on his face constantly. I let him out from time to time because he's a pup and he LOVES to run. He's well trained so he comes when I call, so having him off leash isn't a problem. Well he loves people. And who comes walking up the sidewalk but our creepy jig friend!

My boy takes off to go greet him and this nigger finally elicits a response! He sees him running and goes "oh! hey!" And starts his ooking and eeking while leaping from side to side, flailing his arms as if he's pushing Rover away, who is running circles around him. Im laughing my ass off and call for him to come back. That nigger about-faced after that. I'm thinking of letting the pup out anytime I see that nigger again!

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