Our political candidates are weaker than at any point in history.
Little known fact about Abraham Lincoln is that he was criticized for the Civil War almost the same way Bush was--so, not necessarily true or false.
Free speech has become a mute point, as being an outspoken Christian can land you in prison.
Kent Hovind is not in jail for being a Christian.
Kids are killing each other in massacres on school campuses.
Yeah, crazy people kill people. They're just funny that way.
The weather is completely backwards and makes no sense.
While I say that global warming is probable, the weather around here really isn't THAT abnormal.
People are dying left and right.
Didn't Gawd curse the world with death after the "fall," or am I not keeping up with the latest Fundieism?
Atheism is becoming a fashion statement.
You're an asshole. Even the secular Fundies who say you're all retarded bastards for believing what you do still acknowledge that you genuinely believe something.
Even non-believers know something really bad is on the way.
Oh, so NOW we count for something.
They call it "impending doom," we call it prophesy.
For the record, I do not. I believe we're pushing ourselves closer and closer to our own demise, but in a historical sense, "close" can be anything from 2 years to 2000.
Not Perfect, but Forgiven.
From now on, I shall call you Flawed, and I Don't Forgive You For It...or something...that's sorta long....
