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As all honest people who do not lie to make those who are inferior feel better, we know women and girls are useless, primitive creatures. They cannot do anything alone, they would always require some sort of assistance from a male. Women always claim to be independent, however, that is false and it is just another way for females to get attention. Little immature girls always need attention, because they get lonely and cry. They never stop whining because they never seem to grow up and act their age. Will they ever have anything in their boring pathetic shameful lives than to be playing with their doll houses and touching that shameful untidy bean like clitoris on top of that ugly smelly mouth like thing (A.K.A vagina)? I do not care whether they flunk like some girls I have known because they don’t pay attention in class or because they fall asleep, but I just wish they would stop complaining just because they are jealous of males. I know girls get really jealous easily, and they become angry when their labium is getting too uncomfortable in their pants or their tampons and sanitary napkins get disgusting. Oh well, girls will be girls. Girls know (Or should know) that people lie to them to make themselves feel better becasue there is nothing good about them.

Here are SOME of the things boys and men are better at than primitive pathetic women and girls. I could not post all, as there is way too much:
1) Proven by insurance companies, girls are horrible drivers; in fact, the top worst 5 drivers are women
2) Girls die from many more diseases involving their untidy vagina’s and breasts.
3) We mature faster, we don't act like giggling dimwitts.
4) Girls are less creative, and from what I have seen, they lack skill in anything which takes imagination and creativity.
5) We are proud about ourselves, unlike girls who don’t like talking about themselves because they are ashamed.
6) Our statements are not based on opinion, unlike girls.
7) We can get away with speaking however we want on the internet.
8) We always get the upper hand in contests.
9) In some countries, girls are disposed of due to their uselessness.
10) They cannot carry on the family name.
11) Being a man is a compliment, being womanish isn’t.
12) Boys have way more useful skills than girls.
13) We can throw.
14) Bratty little girls are always scolded by their parents.
15) We are the dominant group.
16) We have better social skills
17) We are not lazy
18) The man of the house = the boss of the house
19) We don’t stuff tampons up bleeding holes.
20) We don’t have smelly vaginas that are always getting infected
21) We don’t need to use sanitary napkins
22) We are more successful at work and school, instead of flunk all the time
23) We don’t have gross habits
24) We don’t have labia that annoyingly changes color
25) We are not disgusting and smelly creatures that need to put on perfume.
26) We have merits
27) We never have to feel the pain of giving birth
28) We don’t need makeup to make ourselves look better. Girls NEED them.
29) We don’t get cheated on easily and lose our money
30) We don’t need to sit down whenever we go to the bathroom.
31) Our wives do all they can to make us happy.
32) We never have to make sandwiches ourselves.
33) Our private areas are not untidy and messy.
34) Every hero is a male
35) We aren’t the helpless girls who always need help from boys.
36) We get to boss you around.
37) We can style our hair more than one different way.
38) We don’t all look the same
39) We are funny when we try to be, unlike girls and women who are least funny when they try.
40) We are able to think and talk with the “head” on our shoulders.
41) ^We don’t talk with our vaginas when looking for a relation
42) Always being right.
43) We aren’t affected by rejection.
44) We don’t cry or get upset as easy as a baby.
45) We complete tasks without assistance.
46) We have greater pride.
47) We think before we do.
48) We don’t get in the way when trying to help.
49) We don’t have any flaws.
50) One man can have as many women as we want.
51) More fun being me.
52) We do not hide from people we have crushes on.
53) We don’t faint so easily.
54) We get to drive without crashing.
55) We don’t have panic attacks.
56) We are stronger against alcohol.
57) We are braver.
58) We are taken seriously.
59) We don’t hate each other.
60) We can draw better.
61) We are better at all classes, even in P.E.
62) We are so perfect that we need to make the women feel better about themselves.
63) We rule the world.
64) We create everything important in life.
65) We get to hang out with our friends without being jealous of each other.
66) We have a great time in life.
67) We have a purpose in life, people remember great men much more than women.
68) We take part in the government.
69) We never have to worry about dishes.
70) We don’t have a hard time getting along with anyone around us.
71) We don’t need to worry about broken nails.
72) It is impossible to offend us.
73) Are not afraid to say our birthdays.
74) The ability to drive.
75) The ability to remain calm in difficult situations.
76) Never having to worry about a **** punt in the clitoris.
77) Never have to hide a stretched out labia.
78) We have a good image.
79) We can surpass girls and women even in jobs considered feminine.
80) We have confidence in ourselves, and a positive self-concept.
81) We can adapt to any environment.
82) We have always been superior in the history of man.
83) ^History on MAN
84) Mankind, not womenkind
85) We value loyalty over inanimate objects.
86) We are not greedy and selfish.
87) We don’t stuff ourselves with food and get fat.
88) Women and girls love us.
89) We are not secretly being kept as low-class family members.
90) We are smarter.
91) We can do jobs that require brainwork.
92) We don’t get love crazy.
93) We have better things to do in life than play with dollhouses
94) We don’t need to worry about how we look, because we always look great.
95) We don’t spend hours combing our already perfect hair.
96) Girls have to give chocolates on Valentine ’s Day.
97) We don’t need to wait for a nice handsome strong boy to comfort us.
98) We don’t look at our private parts and go “eww, how can anyone be attractive to this?”
99) We don’t have an annoying labia that gets uncomfortable in out pants.
100) We don’t have to put makeup every morning.
101) You are limited to seating posture.
102) Our jealousy never gets the better of us. Girls get jealous of their friends and boys, start an immature fight.
103) A short urethra leads to waking up wet in bed.
104) When you’re turned on you don’t get wet and disgusting.
105) We don’t have to trip over high heels.
106) We will never get breast cancer.
107) We will never get vaginal yeast infection.
108) Your voices sound the same and dull.
109) We will never break our bones from failing at P.E class.
110) Our body structure is made stronger.
111) We can run.
112) We will never know the feeling of being kicked in the vagina, and the foot going into that second mouth between a girls legs.
113) We don’t have a shameful bean like clitoris.
114) Our hair doesn't get in the way.
115) We dont have to piss blood every month.
116) During puberty the whole world doesn't know!
117) We don't leave used tampons in the toilet, or drop them on the hallway of the school.
118) We don't need to pretend our clothes and shoes are comfortable when they are not.
119) We don't need to pretend to think we are the best, we already are.
120) Our "We are better" reasons are not outdated and false.
121) We cook better. Image of a chef or cook is a man.
122) Did I mention the time two girls in my class could not make it to 10th grade? There were only like 12 people in the class and two girls flunked. I guess it was expected, girls are always in the danger of FLUNKING.
123) We don’t need to worry about stretch marks.
124) We have logic skills.
125) We can go to the bathroom alone.
126) Our formal clothing isn’t just a simple piece of cloth.

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