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According to an ancient Jewish apocryphal text, 4th Esdras, there was a certain archangel named Uriel who uttered some rather detailed prophecies concerning the End Times. Uriel informed us that in the End Times, "Pregnant women will give birth to monsters."[1] In the same prophecy, Uriel foretold an era leading up to the End Times in which there will be famines, wars, plagues, and tribulations. Uriel labeled this time "the beginning of sorrows."[2] Uriel’s description of "the beginning of sorrows" is markedly similar to Jesus Christ’s prophecy concerning the End Times,

Nation will rise against nation, kingdom against kingdom. There will be earthquakes in diverse places, famines and hard times. These are the beginning of sorrows.[3]

Notice here that Jesus used the same phrase that Uriel used – "the beginning of sorrows." This suggests that Jesus Christ was aware of and agreed with Uriel’s prophecy. Therefore, it stands to reason that Jesus may have also agreed with Uriel when he said, "pregnant women will give birth to monsters." Astoundingly, Jesus also states in the very same prophecy, "Woe to those who are pregnant and nursing babies in those days,"[4] which might suggest that pregnancies in the End Times will be abnormal, because of the large number of half-breed children being born. In the same prophecy, Jesus also states, "Just like the time before the flood— when they were marrying and giving in marriage— it will be like this when the Son of Man comes."[5] From this, it is widely believed that Genesis 6 will repeat itself in the End Times. The angels will marry and be given in marriage to human women and produce monstrous offspring.
In another tradition, Michael the archangel allegedly prophesied that the Antichrist will be a giant, much like the giants of Genesis 6, who resulted from the union of angels with human women. From this, many have surmised that the Antichrist will not be fully human, but rather a human-angel hybrid. Here is a quote from the prophecy:

His mouth is from fingertip to elbow, his teeth from pinky to thumb, his fingers are like scythes, his feet are eighteen inches wide, and upon his forehead is the label "Antichrist."[6]

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