NASA has been studying the Gouse of Enargy on and around the earth. It is decreasing in enargy, that mean years before it is increasing in enargy. every 1400 years we loose 1/2 our enargy. Life can not live in over 7000 gouse of enargy. That means the Time fram when they say men was evolving from ape to man, could not have been. due to the FACT! that the enargy would be so high past 7000 no life from could live. THAT 7000yrs ago nothing could have lived. WOW the Bible time fram shows that GOD created the earth about 6000yrs ago. when the Conditions where perfact for Life to exsit. The idea of Evolution is nothing but Darwins theroy (thought) which with todays modern science is proving WRONG!. Even the worlds smartest person SAID that he believe in a creator (Alber Einstein).
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<<Life can not live in over 7000 gouse of enargy.>>
Jeremy, maybe he took the value in gauss, then converted from teslas to gauss... 5 times in all?
Well, it's good to have the learned Head Latrine Orderly at Bumpkins R Us weigh-in with his opinion.
All your base are belong to us! Evolutionist's are on the way to destruction. Theories for Evolution have no chance to survive make your time!
I'm reasonably sure he's using ye olde creationist argument #133: the Earth's magnetic field is decaying (see here for response: http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CD/CD701.html ). If this is the case, apparently Gouse = gauss.
Kyle -- you've just independently discovered Poe's Law!
1) Assuming, for the moment, that "Gouse" means "Gauss" (I don't think there's anything else it could be), the magnetic field of Earth is far more complex than you think. For one, the poles flip every so often (on the order of hundreds of millenia) second, there is not just a dipole component (which is the part that's decaying), but also a quadrupole component of the magnetic field that is actually *increasing* at about the same rate as the dipole component is decreasing (making the actual decay far slower) third, the Earth's magnetic field is nowhere near the 220 gauss it would need to be at for the decay rate you give to produce a 7000 G field 7000 years ago; fourth, there's no way of knowing whether the decay rate is constant or not without a better understanding of the geodynamo (which we lack at this time), so backward extrapolation is unjustified at this point.
What? Now NASA says the world is 6000 years old, well I can't argue with that sort of science.
Einstein believed, not so much in the possibility of a Deistic creator, but more so that the universe and nature was the ultimate testimony and reality was God, not God was a reality!
Despite the scientific sounding (or at least, trying to sound scientific), this kind of read like the bible. This is the type of thing they teach in sunday school. Incoherent pseudo-scientific babble, because, if they want to prove their god right, they have to prove science wrong, and that is a pretty tall order. I'm convinced, that if their bible said the grass was blue and cats grew on trees, they would believe it, contrary to all scientific, reasonable, and common sense logic. Oh well, I guess we can't all be morons.
And by the way, if you're refering to ALBERT Einstein, he never said he believed in a creator. He said he believed in the 'god of Spinoza'. For those who don't know (particularly christian fundies), Spinoza was the one who put forward the idea of pantheism, which is actually found in many of the world's religions, minus christianity and islam. Einstein also said that he thought Buddhism was a pretty decent religion, but as far as a transcendent, personal creator god like christianity has, he completely rejected the idea.
Science woo.
Humanity abandoned the idea that there is a 'life energy' a few hundred years ago.
You completely misspelled 'Gauss' and failed to recognize what it means.
In fact, I want to see your link to the 'NASA study' you refer to.
In conclusion, I will use you as proof that we are well on the way to an idiocracy.
"Gouse(sic)"
We need to talk.
A little something from Einstein himself:
[...] The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. These [...] interpretations are highly manifold according to their nature and have almost nothing to do with the original text. For me the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions. And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than all other people. As far as my experience goes, they are also no better than other human groups, although they are protected from the worst cancers by a lack of power. Otherwise I cannot see anything 'chosen' about them.
the Gouse of Enargy
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THE GOOSE!
Does this 'Enargy' come from the 3 AA size batteries: with a bot included to put them in?! It's Latest Technology? It's Special Style? It's Eggy Goodness & Neck Fat? Or perhaps it's Bum Flap? Bloody wars, this is lethal! You know the only thing to counter it:
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The Kith Quiver of Space Gun. [/Dr. Stuart Ashen] image
...or the Gouse Cannon from "DOOM IV": which fires Eggy Goodness from THE GOOSE! to defeat the Fram: which you don't know what it's supposed to be, but you wouldn't want one swimming up your arse!
But I'll tell you what the Gouse actually is: a Cre(a)ti(o)nist Worrying Machine; and a very efficient one too, we'd imagine.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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