Would anybody here condone, support or even encourage me if I said I wanted to commit murder? That's forgiveable isn't it? What's the difference between that and divorce? Maybe I want to go take my neighbor's new riding mower because I'm not happy with mine. Mine is difficult to start, is hard to push - it's going to give me heart attack. God will forgive me.
Divorce is not a knee-jerk, spontaneous slip. It is a carefully planned, meticulously executed deliberate act. One consciously and intentionally places his desire over a direct command from the Lord.
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The difference between divorce and murder?
Let's see:
a) in a typical divorce, no-one dies.
Erm, that's about all ya should need.
All we ask of you, OldGuy, is that you never reproduce.
Or talk with the younger generation.
Or share your ideas on the internet. Or through any other medium. Or at all in any way.
And don't buy or use or keep in your home or within 100 yards of your home anything sharp. Or blunt.
Actually, if you're still capable, use the internet, find the number for the state hospital, place the call. Do the world a favor.
Huh?
Is this idiot trying to equate divorce with theft and murder???
Divorce is the ending of a marriage, for whatever reason.
A marriage is a contract between two (or more) people. Usualy divorce results from one of those people failing to keep their part of the contract.
He is actually right, you libbies. Divorce is a sin created by the Dark One, and it is caused by feminism. You must read the bible, open your eyes, and learn the truth that women are not human beings and have no souls. To think that they do is a lie stirred up by the Devil.
I will pray for this website (FSTDT).
Rev. Johnson
If they were they same thing, there wouldn't be as many divorces, but an obscene amount of murders, I guess.
Your 'riding lawnmower' is 'hard to push'?
Forgive me if an ethnic joke crossed my twisted mind, but...
> What's the difference between that and divorce?
What's the similarity? Other than both being a sin, there doesn't seem to be any similarity to be contrasted.
Divorce is often two people agreeing that they would rather not be married any more. How is that like taking the life of another human being?
Taking your neighbor's mower seems like a VERY bad idea. S/he lives next to you and will definitely notice that your new mower looks very similar to her/his missing one.
What about these "direct commands from the lord?
Stone disobedient children
Kill those that work on Sunday
Kill those that eat shellfish
Kill those that wear mixed fabrics
Kill your wife if she's not a virgin on your wedding night
Kill entire towns if anyone within is worshipping another god
Kill every Amalekite man, woman, child, infant and animal, but keep 32000 virgins for you to rape later
"What's the difference between that and divorce?"
NOT killing your wife. That's the difference, you don't HAVE to kill her but she can divorce you or visa versa.
That's just one of the reasons secular laws are better than Christian nonsense. Because you fucking losers think killing people is justifiable because,,,,Benghazi? Cable outage? Ran out of chicken nuggets? Gave that Duck Dynasty grandad some tude? Won't support Tea-Party bullshit? Won't say Palins a genius and 'Maricas first female president can and SHOULD be an idiot?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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