(article on Glenn Beck's interview with Rep.-elect Keith Ellison)
May shame fall upon thy Moustache! Glenn Beck rules. He's honest, funny, and informative and he has a huge audience so apparently the majority of the country agress with the guy. While I realize you libs do not believe in the bible that founded the United States of America some of us still do and always will. We belive that when the God of our fathers said "Thou shalt have no other Gods before me" he was serious about that. We have become a nation of many gods and many idols. Your trying to apease people that either want you and your country to convert to Islam or have you killed period no exceptions. History didnt start with you, go back and study a little history.
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Roses are red,
"History didnt start with you, go back and study a little history."
Why must they always say these things in proximity to my irony meters?
That's nice that you believe in something that never happened, and is proven to have never happened, but the "dissenters" are too busy living in the one and only reality to study up on your alternate history.
This guy has his ass handed to him by the person who posted right after him. I especially liked this part:
"Oh, and all you anonymouses who love the Pasty White Boy(Beck) sure proved Jon Stewart right. "Glenn Beck says what people who aren't thinking are thinking"--ROFLMAO."
So true.
"History didnt start with you, go back and study a little history."
History didn't start with christianity either, though I have heard the argument that it did. Generally from an uninformed little speck like yourself who practices self delusion and has a penchant for historical revisionism.
Glenn Beck rules. He's honest, funny, and informative and he has a huge audience so apparently the majority of the country agress with the guy.
"History didnt start with you, go back and study a little history. "
You first. Start with treaty of Tripoli.
You know, a news organization with any actual integrity wouldn't merely have fired him after that fiasco. They'd have shot him execution style and dumped his body in the front lobby of Fox News to make an example of him.
CNN, come on. You guys can't do better than this idiot? Oh, wait, you just hired Tony Snow... the best man the Bush administration could hire after even Scott McClellan decided he couldn't lie anymore...
The Jackass movies had a huge audience, did that make them intelligent?
Just because you believe the bible was the foundation of the US does not make it true. Well not until you take over and revise all the history books anyway.
I know some Muslims, they have never tried to convert me. Christians on the other hand never shut up about it. Hell they keep trying to convert each other, which is funny to watch.
I didn't know history actually had a starting point. I have studied history, have you?
The wording of this makes me think of an image of an anthropomorphic Bible sailing over on a ship, then planting a flag and saying "I hereby declare this The United States of America!"
.... yeah, I'm weird, I know
Hey, you're not really a Christian, you're just a jerk who hates my mustache!
/obscure The Tick reference
The irony is strong with this one.
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823
-Thomas Jefferson, letter to General Alexander Smyth, Jan. 17, 1825
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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