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[From “Of course”]

The good people at Gorilla Glue need to lawyer up, as the retarded negress who used their product in her hair is considering taking legal action against the company.

A Louisiana woman who’s gone viral as the “Gorilla Glue Girl” is considering a lawsuit after spraying her hair with ultra-strong adhesive.

TMZ reports Tessica Brown has hired an attorney and is discussing possible litigation against Gorilla Glue. She reportedly spent 22 hours in the emergency room at a hospital after she used the company’s heavy-duty Spray Adhesive when she ran out of the hair spray she usually uses, Got2b Glued.

It's important that the company gets ahead of this, and promises do better in the future, cue pointless weeping, give her $50,000, and...okay I guess they have to take some concrete action as well, don't they?

My suggestion is to put a new warning label on all Gorilla Glue products in order to guarantee this disaster doesn't happen in the future. I have a small mockup included below:
[“Warning: Do not apply to actual gorillas”]

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