"Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities."
(Later)
"It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations—from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia."
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Yay, keep it up, Mike! The more fundyisms you spout, the more likely that you'll win the Republican nomination -- and the more likely that sensible people will learn how far out in Loonyland you really are and therefore trample you in the general election next November. You're like insurance that the next president will be a Democrat.
At least with Bush we understood he was spouting his anti-gay (what conservatives call "pro-family") rhetoric in order to dupe the fukwits on the Right into voting for him. Huckabee is just crazy enough to actually believe his own rhetoric.
That's my take on it too. Bush might be a christian, but I had his "True Christian" act as a vote harvester. Huckabee seems like the real things though.
"Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities."
hmmm.. agreed, but it's only because narrowminded morons like yourself keep getting into everyone else's business.
These are all publicly supported - in the bizarro world of fundies I guess. The same one where demons physically manifest and attack (or else convince babies to drink, gamble, and masturbate). It might be reasonable to assume that the demons that attack fundies are not publicly supported, or they would have been mentioned.
Talk about living in your own world. Is there a word that describes a scientist who studies fundies and analyses their behaviour? A Fundologist?
As usual, the fundies will bleat about how this turd is destined for the White House and all the other candidates are nothing but Hell bound failures. Meanwhile the media will start digging up more drivel like this and the moderates in this country will shoot him down faster than Opra on a baked ham.
Yep, your tax dollars at work.
So, which aberration is Dubya into?
Am I the only one who is offended by the fact that Huckabee is equating abortion, environmentalism, gay rights, and AIDS prevention with necrophilia, pedophilia, and sadomasochism?
You mean all my pedo friends are supposed to be getting government support? This is the first we've heard of it, but it's about damn time. So... where do you go to collect your check, anyway?
I wonder if the homos, pedos and necros all get the same amount. It seems to me gays are a dime a dozen whereas there's a serious necrophiliac shortage in this country. Childlovers are somewhere in between.
P.S. Do you know if I could get anything for incest?
i guess there is necrophilia, its mostly the government fucking the founding fathers in the ass, by ripping up the constitution in the name of "protecting" us
i wonder if thats what he means?
Homosexuality - Yes, OK By me since I'm Bisexual
S&M - Between Consenting Adults, OK
Pedophilia - No: PHAIL
Necrophilia - No: PHAIL
Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities
...and religious asshattery has nothing to do with it. No, siree. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrationsfrom homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia
The fact that Huckabee apparently thinks that pedophilia, sadomasochism and necrophilia are institionally supported raises serious questions about whether he came by this misconception by personal experience.
Looks like ah'm agonna havta to some seerious ass whoopin here in this place...
The Huck-man is my friend. If I say vote Huck, you vote Huck!
Roundhouse kicks for everyone.
Um, accepted, illegal / unacceptable, accepted by creepy, and totally illegal and unacceptable.
Maybe you're just an idiot.
Wet walnuts - most of us are so jaded from hearing this particular vile lie from fundies that we tend to ignore it, I guess. It takes the more innovative new lies, like babies infected with masturbation demons and such, to really draw spirited invective.
I...just...um....
EW! EW! EW!
Oh, Mr. Huckabee...I think what you meant to say is "abomination" not "aberration". An "aberration" is something that is simply different from the norm. An "abomination" is something that Gawd-uh, Jeezus Christ-uh, and the Holy Spirit-uh hate.
Having too many moles is an aberration.
Being born with two pairs of lips is an aberration.
Homosexuality, Pedophilia, Sadomasochism, Necrophilia, Environmentalism, Human Rights, and any other activity that scares the BeJeezus out of fundies is an abomination.
Please try to keep these straight.
""Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities." "
Yes because some people get into someone's business and put a wedge between the people.
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"It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrationsfrom homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.""
I see no harm in homosexuality. I am straight, I feel no threat from the "homosexual agenda". I engage in B/D/S/M. As long as there are consenting adults and a help word and it doesn't go too far, no problem. Mind your own business on these two areas please
necrophilia is just sick. In every sense of the word.
Pedophilia is missing consenting ADULT. Therefore is illegal. Though with the whole Foley incident, I can see why it is institutionally supported
Who cares about the environment? The second coming is at hand!
If that lunatic gets elected, the US is done.
The obvious solution here is to videotape yourself whipping a corpse of a child of the same sex who died of AIDS while on drugs while, in the background, a woman hugs a tree while receiving an abortion. That should combine all the "aberrations" nicely in a way Mike Huckabee can finally keep track of.
If you humans elect this stupid, imbecilic, batshit crazy lunatic, my Aunt Lucy was smarter than the whole lot of you.
AND THIS FREAK SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE A RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY.
A hopeless run, yes, but a run nonetheless.
LOOK UPON THYSELF, AMERICA, AND WEEP.
"It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations ...pedophilia .... and necrophilia."
What, Mike, you can't count to ZERO?
Confused?
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