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earthquake
30 minutes ago
Sad...adults being Greta dumberged. I'm an excavating contractor, I take down trees, raise steers, have small farm. These climate goons suffer from Enviro-tardation.

kilroy77
42 minutes ago
Malarkey!


user14963339457514

Nearly 8 in 10 Americans believe humans are causing global warming

Not coincidentally, this is about the same percentage that believes in God.

In fact, there are numerous parallels between conservative Christianity and climate "science". Basically, both are an apocalyptic judgment conducted impersonally on mankind as punishment for our sins. So many horrible outcomes heading our way, all because we deliberately chose evil over good.

But we can avoid this Armageddon by acting reverentially to our higher powers. Repenting at Sunday worship service. Using energy efficient appliances. Both are paths to true salvation.

The predictions of the Pentecostal minister and the climate "scientist" can't be proven because they haven't happened yet. But don't dare question the words in the ancient biblical scriptures or the slope of the modern "hockey stick" graph!!

There is an inherent human need to believe in the supernatural. This entire "Climate Change" hokum is really just a fake religion - a belief system for atheistic leftists that puts humans - or, rather, themselves - at the center of the universe!

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