Caleb Swanigan: How can a 25-year-old die from natural causes? The term means someone didn't kill him and it wasn't an accident. It is common since the jabs rolled out for young people to die unexpectedly like this. It is only happening to the vaccinated...
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There are babies born with cancer who die of natural causes. Kids born with muscular dystrophy who died of natural causes. That's how a young person can die of natural causes. There's even a heart defect that often goes undetected that can kill a kid when he's exercising. It has precisely nothing to do with the vaccination, so drop the bullshit, won't you?
I had a cousin who died at about that age of a massive heart attack due to an enlarged heart and other undiagnosed cardiac issues. This was 22 years before COVID. Hell, I am terrible at remembering dates, but I remember the month and year of this (May 2000) because it was the one before my dad retired and we moved back to the states.
There are a lot of diseases that can kill relatively youthful people, cancer for example. As for COVID, anyone with a brain knows that vaccination either prevents it or, in my case, lessened the symptoms so it wasn’t serious. But according to these statistics, 0.2% of COVID victims were aged between 20-29.
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/
You know, this made me curious about whether dying from anaphylactic shock (particularly from an allergic reaction) counts as a “natural death”. It turns out that the answer is “it depends”. Sometimes it counts as a natural death for legal and/or statistical purposes, sometimes it counts as an accidental death, and sometimes “other”, sometimes it depends on the exact circumstances. And for legal purposes sometimes it counts as a homicide instead of or in addition to one of the other things (in at least some cases where it was induced by another person, whether purposeful or not). So there’s no universal agreement here.
How can a 25-year-old die from natural causes?
Well, to quote a sleep-deprived video game developer turned accidental mass murderer: Sometimes, things are born. They live, and then they stop . Forever.
Yes, even at the young age of 25. Heather O’Rourke died of natural causes when she was twelve . It happens. It doesn't mean that Bill Gates and his horde of zombie-reptilian Ill-Jew-Minati are poisoning our precious bodily fluids, it simply means that he organic machine that is the human body is a fucking Jenga tower of fragility.
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