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Does this guy have them printed up, in gold, ready to hand to whichever woman he looks at? Well...as a way of getting dates, it's unique, at least.
Josh Buggar negates anything you can possibly say: and in perpetuity.
What was it that your J-boy said to a woman he'd saved from a judgemental stone-wielding mob: then forgiven? This means all your fundie Christains. [/DJS]
He goes through ALL that....spending all that money....with the lovely stationery, gold lettering, and elaborate signature just to come up with....THAT.
Mom needs to occupy him with a LOT more Totino's!
Now that I read it again, it looks more and more like back-handed slut-shaming: 'I'm soooo sorry, dearest damsel, that your provocative attire caused me to lust after your smokin' hawt body.' (...because you just know Merritt isn't handing this thing out to toothless older women with pendulous breasts.)
Creeeeeper.
Also, check out the comma splice in that first sentence. That's a sin against the Gods of Grammar, Michael. A sin. The middle sentence is so long and overwrought that it forgets to have a subject entirely. (I don't think "dis-honouring" is common usage even in England, although I can't discount it.) Finally, the last sentence would normally call for a comma after "So", and is not the type of remark I would give an exclamation point, although that last is a matter of personal taste.
Not that I expect anyone who actually signed this... thing... to have any personal taste.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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